Me: "Hey mom! Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty linked up. Need it or keep it?"

Mom: "What?"

Me: "BuckemBreakem and Pooh Shiesty linked up, need it or keep it?"

Mom: "Keep what?"

Me:" Do you feel in charge?"

Dad: "Are you doing another one of those stupid may-mays again?"

Me: "Sneed it or keep it?"

Dad: "What the fuck is wrong with you! Why can't you just talk normally?"

Mom: "Anon, we are seriously worried about you, is there anything you want to talk about?"

Me: "You can keep it, Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty linked up, formerly not linked up, and I need it."

Dad: (leaves the room shaking his head)

Mom: (sobbing quietly)

Me: "The joke is that is used to be called Chuck's fuck and suck."