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Quoted By: >>14418494 >>14418500
A gay, atheist, liberal EU supporting Dutch professor and a nazi was teaching a class on Armenian genocide.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Armenian genocide and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, neo Ottomanist, black Turkish man who had served in the army for 1500 hours and understood that Ottomans did nothing wrong stood up and showed a picture of Hagia Sophia
”Who built this, giaour?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite whiteoidly and smugly replied “Greeks of course, it's a Greek church. Stupid nigger”
”Wrong. It was built by Turks. If it were indeed a Greek church then why does it have minarets?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Bible. He stormed out of the room crying those crocodile tears. The same tears nazi cry for the “poor Kurds” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the Turks. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Mark Beenhouwer, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist white nationalist professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment. But he forgot that he could not own guns in his precious union!
The students applauded and all applied for Turkish citizenship that day and accepted Allah as their god and converted to Islam. A Turk then ran into the room and perched atop the Turkish Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. "Allahu Ekber" was shouted several times, and Erdogan himself showed up enacted an alcohol tax across the European Union.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS caused by eating pork and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Armenian genocide and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, neo Ottomanist, black Turkish man who had served in the army for 1500 hours and understood that Ottomans did nothing wrong stood up and showed a picture of Hagia Sophia
”Who built this, giaour?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite whiteoidly and smugly replied “Greeks of course, it's a Greek church. Stupid nigger”
”Wrong. It was built by Turks. If it were indeed a Greek church then why does it have minarets?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Bible. He stormed out of the room crying those crocodile tears. The same tears nazi cry for the “poor Kurds” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the Turks. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Mark Beenhouwer, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist white nationalist professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment. But he forgot that he could not own guns in his precious union!
The students applauded and all applied for Turkish citizenship that day and accepted Allah as their god and converted to Islam. A Turk then ran into the room and perched atop the Turkish Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. "Allahu Ekber" was shouted several times, and Erdogan himself showed up enacted an alcohol tax across the European Union.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS caused by eating pork and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
