You will never be a real elf. You have no pointy ears, you have no magic powers, you have no white skin. You are a hairy brown man twisted by anime and Japanese comic books into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “elfduels” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back dwarves mock you. Your human parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your elvish appearance behind closed doors.