*crowd of 100000000000000000000000000000000 anime blondies stalk /bant/ because their hero hitlerbro is recruiting there*
*a single chubby loser autist who likes hitler converts to naziism*
*his house is trampled by 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lemon-haired girls from animeland and he is transported to gensokyo at the speed of a bullet train*
*promoted to SS in 2 seconds and destiny changed to the father of royalty on the nazi colony on jupiter's moon titan from which the humanity's foremost technology and culture is produced for the next 800 years*
WOW LIFE IS SO UNPREDICTABLE