The Our Fauci
Our Fauci, Who art in Congress
Hallowed by thy name
Thy vaccine come
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily jab
And forgive us our hesistancy
as we forgive those who are not yet vaccinated.
And lead us not into misinformation
but deliver us from SARS
For thine is the kingdom, the science, and the glory
For ever and ever
Amen.