Look at this picture here, what do you see?
>Well thats Homer Simpson a fiction cha-
WRONG!
This is the average male American!
>B-But look at this skin!
Clearly a side effect from the poor drinking water conditions in the country, perhaps he's from Michigan.
>What about his comically balding head?
Thats just yet another side effect from all the chemicles ((((They)))) put in his body, note the "Doughnut" He's eating, its less of a pastry treat and more of a Trojan horse for Disgusting chemicles to dull him down
>S-Surley no creature in the world is THAT fat!
On the contrary my good man, this is one of the fittest Americans I've seen in a long time, and thats just sad.
Also note the look in this American's eyes. He knows whats wrong with him but simply doesn't care. Could it be the pacifying chemicals they pump into his water/food? Perhaps the American male is more animal then man and deserves to be then (((Ther'yre))) cages.