>>1455417There is a land of far away places, and wide eyed faces. They look upon thine mighty shaft with awe, and drink from it's fountain of youth. Alas, all is not well, for there is a heretic on the loose. He says that the dark obelisk is more mighty than your ivory tower, and so, much like a dirty knave, he lures the youngling females into his trap. Your kingdom is lost, and with it, your shaft. Forever a eunuch, your lands are forfeit.
