>>14579012>stay indoors and play vidja gaems all day>act like you're not home when the doorknocking starts>if they break into your home, just act like you were passed out drunkHonestly, if you can't just be a shutin for a least two weeks, I don't know what you're doing on /bant/.
>b-but what if they cut the interwebz/power?The perfect excuse to start working on that novel/comic/whatever you've always dreamed of. Otherwise read a book and shitpost all day.
