Fuck me, I woke up this morning feeling like I was going to fucking die. Chest pain, stomach felt off, sweats.
Anyway, the last week I’ve been eating corn every day. Two cobs a day. Fucking love corn and I could buy some WA grown lovely two-tone corn because it was in the supermarket the other day. Expensive as a cunt, but fucking well worth it.
I realised while I was in pain and sweating that I hadn't taken a shit in three days.
Anyway, sat down on the bog, mammoth logs coming out of my arsehole. big as a nigger dick. Anyway, wrap up, barely have to wipe, the shits are practically indestructible so they aren't leaving any traces other than anal tearing - and of course the huge shits stacked up nearly to the brim of the shitter.
The flush is pretty much pointless. The toilet is struggling with this movement as much as I am. I’m trying to fucking mash it with the toilet brush for 15 fucking minutes. Handle breaks off the fucking brush, so I’m just trying to mash the cunt with a handle.
It’s still in there, I got bored of mashing it.
What a great day I’m having.
