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Zdravstvuyte, my name is John Voskresensky.
I’m a 27 year old American Tovarisch (Comrade for you inostrantsy). I draw socialist realist art on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Russian games. (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Old School RuneScape)
I train with my Shashka every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Russian fluently, both the Northern and the Central dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and Marxism-Leninism, which I follow 100%
When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to St. Petersburg to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a vodka distiller for Smirnoff or an apartment block designer!
I own several Adidas tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I smoke with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Russia!
