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Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:26:40 No.1460162 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1460244 >>1460282 >>1460367 >>1460597 >>1460649 >>1460713 >>1461495 >>1461595 >>1461857 >>1462264 >>1462516 >>1463042 >>1463050 >>1464781

Good day /bant/. I'm back to cure your diseases. Now tell me of your symptoms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UZtCLFM Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:27:11 No.1460167 Report

Quoted By: >>1460173

I play fallout 3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:27:51 No.1460173 Report

Quoted By: >>1460188

>>1460167
Do you use mods?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1bD9b2fP Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:28:12 No.1460176 Report

Quoted By: >>1460194

what happens when someone gets two + in their ID?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QePjLdED Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:28:56 No.1460187 Report

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i play fallout new vegas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UZtCLFM Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:29:01 No.1460188 Report

Quoted By: >>1460212

>>1460173
mods are for faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QwpQ9VmT Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:29:18 No.1460193 Report

Quoted By: >>1460212

i have an anal disease that can be cured only by semen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:29:32 No.1460194 Report

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>>1460176
This is a sign of The Gay. Stay away from them and contact me and I shall administer the cure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UA4Q1ecr Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:30:43 No.1460205 Report

Quoted By: >>1460223

I think I caught HTML

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:31:48 No.1460212 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460188
>>1460193
You both have The Gay. You must remove your phallic members with a hot iron

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:32:40 No.1460223 Report

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>>1460205
This is new to me. But it is surely a sign of The Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IhG4SXaG Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:35:03 No.1460244 Report

Quoted By: >>1460304

>>1460162
The majority of games I play are either puzzles, team based, or a JRPG, how bad is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:la24vphI Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:36:36 No.1460253 Report

Quoted By: >>1460310

I have erectile dysfunction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/7rj97YK Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:40:09 No.1460282 Report

Quoted By: >>1460310

>>1460162
I'm gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CbXudlv2 Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:43:27 No.1460303 Report

Quoted By: >>1460317

doctor i just can't get quads anymore. what happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:43:27 No.1460304 Report

Quoted By: >>1460345

>>1460244
You are not infected with The Gay. Be safe friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:44:22 No.1460310 Report

Quoted By: >>1460676

>>1460282
>>1460253
You have The Gay. Remove your phallic members and have your anuses burnt shut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:44:53 No.1460317 Report

Quoted By: >>1460330

>>1460303
Did your greencard expire, infidel?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbXudlv2 Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:46:15 No.1460330 Report

Quoted By: >>1460587

>>1460317
doctor i am a native

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IhG4SXaG Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:48:24 No.1460345 Report

Quoted By: >>1460601

>>1460304
there is one more thing I may need to say to be assured on my state, would... mostly playing support classes be a symptom of the gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gtu+uXhz Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:50:07 No.1460357 Report

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I hate everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sUPFHEsy Mon 17 Jul 2017 17:52:11 No.1460367 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460162
I have the urge to pee in a gurls butt to make baby

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LG2wUEAp Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:15:01 No.1460529 Report

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Neetdoom acne overweight and self loathing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:22:24 No.1460587 Report

Quoted By: >>1461109

>>1460330
Then i'm sorry, you have The Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8p+BW43D Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:24:09 No.1460597 Report

Quoted By: >>1460609

>>1460162
ARE YOU Potter from drugs forum?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:24:33 No.1460601 Report

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>>1460345
Good God man, you should have told me sooner. You are a clear victim of The Gay

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:25:28 No.1460609 Report

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>>1460597
No. I am the Plague Doctor of /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:creSv0b4 Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:31:15 No.1460649 Report

Quoted By: >>1460676

>>1460162
help me plague doctor sama, I've been sucking dicks recently, am I sick?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srwI7KP1 Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:32:23 No.1460656 Report

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doctor, my dog has a tree growing out of its ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:34:40 No.1460676 Report

Quoted By: >>1460712

>>1460649
Refer to >>1460310

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:creSv0b4 Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:38:51 No.1460712 Report

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>>1460676
thanks doc, I'll be doing that now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:39:05 No.1460713 Report

Quoted By: >>1460782

>>1460162

Symptoms
>constantly irritated when reminded of world war 1
>constantly angry when reminded about (((them)))
>no sense of humor leading to being bullied by the eternal anglo

Can you help me, Herr Pestdoktor?
>pic related is me having all these symptoms simultaneously

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:49:47 No.1460782 Report

Quoted By: >>1461190

>>1460713
You are not ill. Society is. (((((They))))) are the main reason The Gay has begun infecting our people

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbXudlv2 Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:19:16 No.1461109 Report

Quoted By: >>1461288

>>1460587
doctor what are the symptoms the gay? and how do i cure it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srwI7KP1 Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:22:15 No.1461130 Report

Quoted By: >>1461235

my dog still has a tree coming out of its ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:28:26 No.1461190 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460782

Thank you Pestdoktor! I now feel better about these symptoms and will use them for something positive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nj4+pq3r Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:30:49 No.1461206 Report

Quoted By: >>1461280 >>1461345

I was carrying some fucking crates and I had to carry them in a really small space so I carried them like Quasimodo. Now my lower back hurts every time I stand up. I'm 18 years old. Please help

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:35:18 No.1461235 Report

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>>1461130

I might help Herrn Pestdoktor hier:
When a Baum is coming out of your dogs Arsch it means he was infected by the (((Ewiger-Merchant-Virus))).
In order to heal him you must let him watch other dogs that are not affected kill a (((Hirsch)))
>pic related

But i'm no expert, so better ask the Pestdoktor for a second opinion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:41:18 No.1461280 Report

Quoted By: >>1461292 >>1461345

>>1461206

Better wait for the Pestdoktor for a second opinion but i suggest you go have a walk in Karelia and then take a proper finnish sauna in the karelian woods
>pic related: color photograph from when the Waffen SS and Wehrmacht fought side by side with the Finns in the Karelian forests - Sauna Time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:42:01 No.1461288 Report

Quoted By: >>1462422

>>1461109
Symptoms include
-cock in the arse
-any skin color not white
-faggotry
-cocks in the mouth
-addiction to semen
-thinking women are more than property
-not wanting a new holy crusade
-cocks in the cock
-addiction to spherical objects, usually in pairs
-being a nigger

These are the most prevalent symptoms but mant others are included. The cure is to burn your anus shut and remove your phallic member

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:csW1bQh1 Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:42:14 No.1461292 Report

Quoted By: >>1461436 >>1461460

>>1461280

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:47:49 No.1461345 Report

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>>1461206
>>1461280
This. And for a much cheaper option for the peasants, remov3 your lower spine with a hacksaw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 19:57:44 No.1461436 Report

Quoted By: >>1461460

>>1461292

I actually traveled to the karelian forests (work-related) a couple of times, i work in battlefield archeology.
However no Finn with us ever offered me one of your legendary saunas, what do i have to do to get one?
>pic related: Shit you find in the karelian forests

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:00:08 No.1461460 Report

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>>1461292
>>1461436

Also stuff like this
>pic related
Luckily i learned all about de-activating WW2 explosives while i served in the german military

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MONlZk+v Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:03:41 No.1461495 Report

Quoted By: >>1461552

>>1460162
>anus crying
>sweet sweat
>talking backwards
>refer to myself as thy
>dog keeps cooking that nefarious oyster sauce
>god wont shut up
I really, REALLY need him to shut the fuck up so i can keep dig-diggin and flip-flippin doc.
Send your squad asap.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:03:51 No.1461498 Report

Quoted By: >>1461581 >>1461584 >>1461690

I live in a box and suck off people's dogs for booze money. Am I infected?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:06:10 No.1461552 Report

Quoted By: >>1461695

>>1461495
Kill and eat the dog. It has been hexed with The Gay and it is infecting your humors

Plague Doctor

Plague Doctor ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:09:11 No.1461581 Report

Quoted By: >>1461587

>>1461498
Have you sucked off a priest?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:09:17 No.1461584 Report

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>>1461498

Ja du bist infiziert mit entarteter Kunst!
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:09:36 No.1461587 Report

Quoted By: >>1461602

>>1461581
I sucked off his dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rCftjUFE Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:10:31 No.1461595 Report

Quoted By: >>1461605 >>1461632 >>1461709

>>1460162
Help.
I have a weird obsession with money. It's not like a fetish or something. It's like when I hear coins being dropped I have an instant reaction to pick it up and run away.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:11:37 No.1461602 Report

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>>1461587
His dog should be holy though so you're probably alright

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:11:57 No.1461605 Report

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>>1461595

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:14:28 No.1461632 Report

Quoted By: >>1461698

>>1461595
Whats your skin color? If dark you're a nigger and infected with the worst kind of The Gay, Gay AIDS also known as GAIDS. If you're skin is light then you must be part jewish and have a lesser form of The Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srwI7KP1 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:20:10 No.1461690 Report

Quoted By: >>1461710

>>1461498
I'm pretty sure this is the guy that shoved that tree up my dogs ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MONlZk+v Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:20:21 No.1461695 Report

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>>1461552
T-t-thanks doc.
Dog's eaten.
God's shut.
Anus's smilin.
You do are a mira.oculous man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rCftjUFE Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:20:40 No.1461698 Report

Quoted By: >>1461741

>>1461632
Im Asian
How can I cure it???

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9ASXSk/S Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:22:10 No.1461709 Report

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>>1461595

To quote Hjalmar Schacht (Financial minister for the 3rd Reich)
>"Jew the jew by acting like a jew"
He never said that but his actions doing exactly this worked so well, he was prosecuted at the Nuremberg Trials
>pic related
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjalmar_Schacht
Read some of his work to make your strange fetish into something positive

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:22:16 No.1461710 Report

Quoted By: >>1461748

>>1461690
Bitch didn't pay for the BJ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:24:28 No.1461741 Report

Quoted By: >>1462535

>>1461698
Stop squinting. And stop eating all that fucking rice. Rice spreads The Gay you know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srwI7KP1 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:25:04 No.1461748 Report

Quoted By: >>1461775

>>1461710
it wasn't a very good one, my dog was not satisfied

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:INGUDBpX Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:26:32 No.1461761 Report

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There are hundreds of thoughts rushing around my head and they've given me countless headaches from worrying so much, I don't know what else to do other than to deal with them or distract myself with whatever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:28:02 No.1461775 Report

Quoted By: >>1461814

>>1461748
I live in a box and have a beard. What did you expect, a professional dog blowjob?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srwI7KP1 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:32:23 No.1461814 Report

Quoted By: >>1461851

>>1461775
you know what, I actually kinda did expect it to be better, I know way better techniques that you weren't implementing and it really just put me off on the whole thing. unless you can give my dog a better deal next time, I think I'll go to the guy around the corner, he's got a big cardboard box, like one a fridge comes in. Has a waiting room, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QePjLdED Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:35:17 No.1461834 Report

Quoted By: >>1461859

i have a disease where i have an uncontrollable urge toDon't post "can this become a meme" memes happen on accident do you think Rick Astley sang Never Gonna Give You Up because he knew it would become a meme? No! Stop trying to make stupid shit in to a meme like Alzheimer's Guy or ravioli Boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:37:07 No.1461851 Report

Quoted By:

>>1461814
>getting your dog a blowjob from that smelly Chinese dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UQIEXgAN Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:37:36 No.1461857 Report

Quoted By: >>1462000

>>1460162
What ya got for a hangover doc?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9re/z3S9 Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:37:42 No.1461859 Report

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>>1461834
Don't post "can this become a meme" memes happen on accident do you think Rick Astley sang Never Gonna Give You Up because he knew it would become a meme? No! Stop trying to make stupid shit in to a meme like Alzheimer's Guy or ravioli Boy.

Plague Doctor

Plague Doctor ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 20:51:32 No.1462000 Report

Quoted By:

>>1461857
Hangovers are caused by women imbalancing your humors. Avoid contact before and after drinking

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:f63MSRuo Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:28:26 No.1462264 Report

Quoted By: >>1462284

>>1460162
Doctor help.
>be me with asthma
>been working around chemical agents as of recently
>been kinda suffocating
>dizzy spells
>recently ive been coughing up blood

Be honest with me doc will i live to purge the middle east?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZlr6Q5i Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:31:21 No.1462284 Report

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>>1462264
Sadly you might not have long. But if you suicide bomb Mecca i'm sure God will be pleased by such an act for the Holy Land

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QHJ/IGCr Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:51:28 No.1462422 Report

Quoted By:

>>1461288
Doctor none of that applies to me. Are you sure I have the Gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fK7WZOeh Mon 17 Jul 2017 22:05:34 No.1462516 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460162
When I shit it's usually 50-75% blood and a weird piece of finger-like, sometimes partially rotten, flesh falls out half way inside the faecies or after. It usually hurts more when it comes out after.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rCftjUFE Mon 17 Jul 2017 22:08:35 No.1462535 Report

Quoted By:

>>1461741
I also noticed that a guy might be infecting me and my friends with The Gay. What should be done with him??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yueqGsqo Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:07:14 No.1463042 Report

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>>1460162
I stayed in bed all day after a workout. Will I be fine?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ujCtl97b Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:08:22 No.1463050 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460162
I don't like traps amymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7cwmtLWd Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:12:09 No.1463090 Report

Quoted By: >>1463240

Doc, you gotta help me out. You see, I'm addicted to porn and I want to quit. What can I do to speed up the recovery process of my brain from not watching porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rCftjUFE Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:26:08 No.1463240 Report

Quoted By: >>1463371

>>1463090
Is it gay porn??
Just wandering.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7cwmtLWd Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:38:21 No.1463371 Report

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>>1463240
Just girls, and some occasional pov.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lNmfdveA Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:42:08 No.1464751 Report

Quoted By: >>1465098

IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLAGUE DOCTOR. Do you work in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ?
Are you an impostor?

A Friend !!sOCEVrMHawr

A Friend !!sOCEVrMHawr ID:TILvZXDP Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:47:09 No.1464781 Report

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>>1460162

i hae puss coming from my ankles but my ankles don't have holes anywhere and i don't have ankles

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:sZlr6Q5i Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:18:09 No.1465098 Report

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>>1464751
I am the Plague Doctor. Do not question me or my morality. I will cure this board of The Gay

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