>>14607265What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little newfag? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /bant Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on CrystalCafe, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top spammer in the entire 4chan keyboard forces. You are nothing to me but just another newfag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over /bant/? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bant/ards across the board and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, newfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my spiderman memes. Not only am I extensively trained in imageboard combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 4chan Sneed Corps and I will use it to its full extent to spam your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not pressed post. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn faggot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, newfag.
