IN 23 YEARS, MR KRABS HAS COMMITTED:
THEFT
CANNIBALISM
FRAUD
ASSAULT
SCAMMING
BLACKMAIL
NUMEROUS HEALTH VIOLATIONS
PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE
MONEY LAUNDERING
TRESPASSING
GRAVEROBBING
ANIMAL CRUELTY
ATTEMPTED ENFORCED SUICIDE
TAX EVASION
SELLING SOULS
KIDNAPPING
MASS TORTURE
POACHING
CITIZEN RIGHTS VIOLATION
GRAND LARCENY
EMBEZZLEMENT
SLANDER
COUNTERFEITING MONEY
PRICE GOUGING
RACKETEERING
STALKING
ENDANGERMENT
PIRACY
BREACH OF THE PEACE
PARENTAL NEGLIGENCE
MISTREATMENT OF EMPLOYEES
HARASSMENT
VANDALISM
ILLEGAL MACHINE OPERATION
BREAKING AND ENTERING
ATTEMPTED MURDER
PLAGIARISM
INDECENT EXPOSURE
DESTRUCTION
FOOD POISONING
BATTERY
SMUGGLING
LABOR LAW VIOLATION
SLAVERY
COUNTLESS MINOR OFFENSE