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Getting a gf and becoming the villain
>be me senior at uni
>stuck in shitty old freshman dorm cause I forgot to put in my housing application by the deadline.
>dorm has nasty communal bathrooms
>meet gf, basically just living at her apartment now
>just use dorm room as daytime office while gf is at work
>collect acorns as I walk to class cause I’m a sperg
>flush acorns down toiled at dorm cause it’s funny
>turns out acorns put a toilet completely out of commission for like 3 days
>my reign of terror begins
>go through the bathrooms on every floor, every time the bathrooms empty flush a handful of acorns
>maintenance is losing their minds by day 2
>newfags whining they have nowhere to shit
>only like 3 toilets working at any given time for all four floors
>pretty much hang out with nobody from my dorm, never around during evenings, nobody suspects me or thinks about me
>a clogged pipe bursts about a week in, spraying doodoo feces all over second floor hall
>newfags all smell like shit
>residence director holds a dorm meeting about vandalization
>some tard cries about having nowhere to shid and sleeping with the smell of poo in the air
>leave meeting, scrape up a few handfuls of acorns, and go sleep in cozy bed with warm cute gf
Victory is sweet
>be me senior at uni
>stuck in shitty old freshman dorm cause I forgot to put in my housing application by the deadline.
>dorm has nasty communal bathrooms
>meet gf, basically just living at her apartment now
>just use dorm room as daytime office while gf is at work
>collect acorns as I walk to class cause I’m a sperg
>flush acorns down toiled at dorm cause it’s funny
>turns out acorns put a toilet completely out of commission for like 3 days
>my reign of terror begins
>go through the bathrooms on every floor, every time the bathrooms empty flush a handful of acorns
>maintenance is losing their minds by day 2
>newfags whining they have nowhere to shit
>only like 3 toilets working at any given time for all four floors
>pretty much hang out with nobody from my dorm, never around during evenings, nobody suspects me or thinks about me
>a clogged pipe bursts about a week in, spraying doodoo feces all over second floor hall
>newfags all smell like shit
>residence director holds a dorm meeting about vandalization
>some tard cries about having nowhere to shid and sleeping with the smell of poo in the air
>leave meeting, scrape up a few handfuls of acorns, and go sleep in cozy bed with warm cute gf
Victory is sweet
