''And He cried in a loud voice --- Lazarus come forth!'', and Lazarus did arise from the grave...

I have always believed faith was measured in deeds, not words. And while many of my generals worship my name, their deeds betray them. In my absence they strayed from the path... But you... you my son, your faith never waned. Not on Reddit or iFunny, not in the Great 4chan Insurrection. You risked your life countless times to troll leftoids, to perpetuate our cause, to honor... my name.

And now I call upon you again to bring glory to the Motherland.

I have seen that the West is vulnerable, bloated by arrogance and complacency. Now is the time to strike!

While they demonize Russia as the next Nazi Germany, we will expose their jewish masters for all the world to see...

Anon will brief you on your mission. Like you, his faith is unquestioned.