>>14627796You know those short little Starbucks doubleshot energy drinks that come in six packs? Drink a whole six pack at once sometime. Yes, it's like a million calories. But if you're a fan of a tremendous fart like I'm guessing you are, NOTHING comes close. All these lentils and beans and cabbage mother fuckers are amateurs. I spent 6+ hours ripping the most tremendous thunderclaps you've ever witnessed. A few of them were 60+ seconds long, without exaggeration. Now go on and try to say that doesn't sound nearly orgasmic.
