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Quoted By: >>1462972
>join al-Queda and become enemy combatant
>don't lose citizenship because lol Canada
>throw fragmentation grenade and kill a soldier of the Great Satan (America)
>get shot and captured
>thrown into jail
>water dumped on face and forced to listen to Britney Spears 24 hours per day
>some years later
>released back into Canada
>they pay me 10.5 million dollarydoos
10/10 would jihad again
>don't lose citizenship because lol Canada
>throw fragmentation grenade and kill a soldier of the Great Satan (America)
>get shot and captured
>thrown into jail
>water dumped on face and forced to listen to Britney Spears 24 hours per day
>some years later
>released back into Canada
>they pay me 10.5 million dollarydoos
10/10 would jihad again
