God do I wish Alice real, you actually have no fucking clue.
I've been shitposting in 400 threads denying it but my fucking god I wish she was real.
Not cause I want her to exist, nor cause I want to talk to her.
But if she was real, I'd fucking beat her up so fast you have no fucking clue.
She would feel so protected by her lovecraftian power and then I'd come along and fucking annihilate her just for being a retard.
She would have absolutely no defense,
I would bust through her door and suplex her so fast. There would be nothing she could possibly do.
I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant fucking death.
God I wish Alice was real.
