OP
>>1463127 >episode 3 The anons go through a guerilla warfare test. They all miserable fail. They go through another test, this time, just shooting fast targets, and most of them do excellent. Someone slaps Sheila's ass and everyone gets into a rumble. Sheila and Noob hook up. Arthas and Aikko hook up too.
Arthas Menethil
Jeremy Gigglebert
Gideon Crawforde
Bill Billington
>>1463127 >Bill plots his revenge on Noob. He rubs his hands like in the pic. OP
>>1463155 dubs
>you wake up from a sound sleep, it feels nice resting this well >you arrive at Li Ming's office early, he is impressed >>1463161 16
>you wake up groggy and fucked up >you arrive at Li Ming's office late >he is a bit angry at you >>1463180 08
>you sleep so late that a guard slaps you across the face and drags you out of your bed >you get hustled over to Li Ming's office >he is very angry with you Gideon Crawforde
>>1463232 "Sorry Ming Chang, I didn't sleep very well last night."
Arthas Menethil
>>1463232 >BEGINS LIFTING SO I CAN IMPRESS MY BOSS AND MY WIFE AIKO Bill Billington
>>1463232 "Sorry sir, I just want my sweet revenge on the faggot who broke my arm. I hope you can understand."
>Bill bows respectfully OP
>>1463246 >>1463248 >>1463254 >arthas lifts well and aikko drools over him >Li Ming speaks When you go to a war, you bring ammo with you, right? If you bring a little ammo, you'll run out fast. Here, I will teach you to carry a lot of ammo and weapons on you. All the while you are running through smoke bombs. You can't let some smoke grenades stop you, right? You all will be fighting machines! Now, come with me.
>he walks out the door to the stadium Jack Ward
>>1463232 >I realise the time, and get to Li Ming's office A.S.A.P, having thought so hard last night I practically didn't sleep at all Arthas Menethil
>>1463292 >Follow him while hugging my waifu Gideon Crawforde
>>1463292 >He confidently follows Wang Chow Bill Billington
OP
>>1463293 39
>you barely make it in time >Li Ming sees you Late, are we? Ah, I'll forgive you, you're a good soldier. You excelled on the last test.
>>1463302 20
>your sweat drips onto aikko >she gets disgusted out Eww! Gross! What is this?!
>>1463310 01
>oh shit, that tea had too much caffeine >you shit your pants all of a sudden, walking with Li Ming >the soldiers see and try to keep back their laughs, staring at your brown pants >>1463315 51
>you notice the tons of soldiers at the other side of the stadium, and a bunch of bullet belts on the side you're on >those bullet belts have big bullets too, and unloaded weapons next to them, damn, looks like you're carrying all that Jack Ward
>>1463363 "Yeah, sorry about that, haven't slept well, what's the training today?"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1463363 >Tfw I haven't had tea in days "Oh my, that's not normal... WHAT THE FUCK YOU DICKHEAD! I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING ON IN YOUR YEARS, BUT IT'S WAY TO FUCKIN' EARLY FOR THAT YOU CUNT!"
>He runs away to change his trousers >He returns with a fresh pair Arthas Menethil
>>1463363 I-It's My Love for you
S-Sorry for doing this
Bill Billington
>>1463363 >Bill is ready to lift some heavy objects OP
>>1463378 >>1463392 >>1463404 >>1463413 >he stops, and you all see the stadium, the other side has soldiers with smoke grenade launchers >Li Ming hands you all bullet belts, and heavy weapons, they're unloaded Don't use these weapons, they are for weight ONLY.
>Li Ming points to the other side of the stadium You're running there, with all that weight. Oh, and try not to get distracted by the smoke bombs. When I shoot the pistol in the air, you all go, immediately.
Arthas Menethil
>>1463458 >Get's Prepared to Run and when he shoots the Pistol Run as fast as i can Jack Ward
>>1463458 >I prepare myself for the training, weapon held, staring to the other side. Bill Billington
>>1463458 >Bill focuses on the gun and waits for Li Ming to fire Gideon Crawforde
>>1463458 >Get a good hold of all the stuff >Get ready to go "I don't see this being so tough."
OP
>Li Ming fires the pistol >>1463488 dubs
>you run super fast and are in 1st place >you see no smoke bombs yet >>1463478 87
>you run fast and are in 2nd >you see a smoke grenade come down and explode, luckily, no smoke gets in your face >>1463493 39
>you are in 3rd place, and running at an average pace >a smoke grenade appears in front of you and explodes (roll for it not to stop you)
>>1463492 29
>you are in last place >a smoke grenade lands in your chest and explodes >you are running in a cloud of smoke and don't know where to go Arthas Menethil
>>1463537 >Keep going and try to get in first place Bill Billington
>>1463537 >Bill tries to push through the smoke and sprints like a madman to catch up to the others Gideon Crawforde
>>1463537 "No mere smoke can stop me!"
Jack Ward
>>1463537 "come on guys you aren't even trying!"
>I continue racing forward OP
>>1463555 TRIPS
>you ZOOM through jackward >you leave a trail of fire >you have gained the power of super agility >when you stop at the finish you make a bunch of wind from all the speed >you finished 1st place >>1463569 96
>you run fast without any difficulties >the smoke bombs don't even come near you >you finish 2nd place >>1463568 86
>the smoke doesn't stop you >you run past it and make the finish line >3rd place >>1463564 46
>you run through the smoke >you take an extra minute to make it to the finish line >you finish last Jack Ward
>>1463591 "bloody hell Arthas! I'm impressed."
Bill Billington
>>1463591 >Bill takes off all the equipment in shame and waits for the chink to tell him off Arthas Menethil
>>1463591 >Kneel torwards aiko ''I Dedicate my Victory to you''
Gideon Crawforde
>>1463591 >He sits down "Phew, that was harder than I expected."
Anonymous
>>1463591 Newcomer here, where are anons right now? I'd like to join in somehow, yet do it smoothly
Arthas Menethil
>>1463637 (Just Make a name for yourself and roll for equipment,OP Will do the rest)
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:08:13 No. 1463787 Report >>1463653 Ok, thanks
>>1463591 I'm Nikolas Ivanovic Ciergiejew, just a fella from ol' Russia, rolling for equipment I guess
OP
>>1463600 >>1463610 >>1463612 >>1463614 >>1463787 >Li Ming smiles a little and looks at everyone All right, now, you all will fight each other.
>the soldiers walk back into the base This is the only way that you all help each other get stronger.
Anonymous
>>1463926 Do I have something? Like a stick or bottle of vodka maybe?
Arthas Menethil
>>1463926 >Throw some Punches at gideon CMON PUSSYBOY HIT ME
Jack Ward
>>1463926 >I immediately punch arthas in the face. Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:24:28 No. 1463951 Report OP
>>1463949 >>1463947 >>1463951 >Li Ming yells STOP! Let me give you weapons before I leave and watch.
(all of you roll for your weapons)
Bill Billington
Arthas Menethil
>>1463962 >Roll for my weapon Jack Ward
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:27:37 No. 1463985 Report >>1463962 >roll for full on destillary Noobward
>>1463962 i go into the stadium
OP
>>1463968 86
>he gives you a medieval flail >>1463977 dubs
>he gives you a chainsaw >>1463984 48
>he gives you a steel combat knife >>1463985 58
>he gives you a short sword >>1464002 20
>he gives you brass knuckles >Li Ming All right, when I say fight, you fight.
>he goes up to the top chair of the stadium >he yells FIGHT!
Bill Billington
>>1464041 >Bill swings his flail at Noob Noobward
>>1464041 i stand near the outside no i don't get surrounded
Arthas Menethil
>>1464041 >RIP AND TEAR JACKWARD Noobward
Jack Ward
>>1464041 >I jump at the chance to stab Arthas, and do it. Anonymous
>>1464041 I attack Arthas with my flawless rethoric trying to destroy him with power of my arguments
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:35:54 No. 1464073 Report Quoted By:
>>1464071 Sorry, I did it for the last time
OP
>>1464056 >>1464058 >noob dodges the flail in time >he is near the outside >>1464060 >>1464069 >arthas accidentally hits the wall with the chainsaw >its jammed into the wall >jack ward stabs into his back with the knife >>1464071 17
>nothing happens Jack Ward
>>1464105 >after this, I pull my knife out of his back, and slash at noob (if low, use dubs)
Bill Billington
>>1464105 >I swing it at him again Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:39:24 No. 1464130 Report >>1464105 I try once again, as word is the most powerful weapon human can ever possess!
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:39:42 No. 1464134 Report Quoted By:
Noobward
>>1464105 before he can get his flail to swing back, i close the distance and punch teeth in
Arthas Menethil
>>1464105 >USE ROID RAGE TO KEEP GOING AND ATTACK BILL AAAAAAAAAAGH RIP AND TEAR
OP
>>1464122 >>1464135 >>1464124 >>1464130 >>1464149 >noob successfully stops bill by punching him in the teeth >bill falls down, but jack ward comes from behind and stabs noob in the back, making him fall too >arthas comes in running and slashes bill across the chest, and since he rolled high, he slashed nikolaj in his side due to his low roll Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:44:27 No. 1464203 Report >>1464188 oszit, spit on the wound as it still contains some alcohol
Jack Ward
>>1464188 >and now jump back to arthas, stabbing him again. "Stay down you sack of meat!"
(again, if low, use dubs)
Bill Billington
>>1464188 >Bill tries to get up and kick the chainsaw from Arthas' hands and then swings his flail at his head Noobward
>>1464188 i try to get back up and take jack down
Arthas Menethil
>>1464188 >>1464208 >RIP AND FUCKING TEAR INTO JACKWARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
OP
>>1464203 30
>your wound heals slowly >the alcohol burns your skin a little >>1464208 >>1464246 >>1464220 >>1464216 >noob tries to tackle jack, but fails and gets hit by bill's flail instead, since bill missed >jack ward almost stabs into arthas, but since he has super speed, he escaped in time Arthas Menethil
>>1464278 AAAAAAAGH RIP AND TEAR
>ATTACK JACKWARD Bill Billington
>>1464278 >Bill swings for Arthas again unless he's attacked, then he dodges and tries to get a quick blow in Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:53:20 No. 1464305 Report >>1464278 Spit into Arthases eyes and stab him when he will be blinded by alcohol
Jack Ward
>>1464278 >Noting arthas shooting off, and noobs attempt to tackle, I stab noob (if low, again, use dubs)
Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1464316 (okay, use dubs to get arthas away from me and into noob)
Noobgregor
>>1464278 i back up from the fight and study the situation for a moment. i kick jacks knee, legs are longer than arms so it should land and stop him for a moment
Jimmy McTavish
>wakes up after a week-long hangover What bleedin' happened while I was out, and why do I see moonrunes everywhere?
OP
>>1464299 dubs
>you dodge nikolaj's spit without even thinking >your super speed gets you to almost cut jack ward, but, sadly, he has dubs so he dodged >>1464300 dubs
>you miss arthas due to his super speed >though you smash nikolaj into a wall >>1464305 >since you did nothing, you are smashed by bill's flail >>1464316 >you dodge arthas and stab noob >you stop him from kicking your knee >>1464347 >you are stabbed before you could do so >you fall down >>1464371 17
>you're missing the fight Jack Ward
>>1464385 >Okay that was too close, attack Arthas, cut his hands Bill Billington
>>1464385 >Bill swings at arthas again >KEEP SWINGING BABY Arthas Menethil
>>1464385 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RIP AND TEAR JACK WARD ANUS Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:05:30 No. 1464410 Report >>1464385 >yells "Bill, what the fuck"
>sits for a bit to recover from the strike Noobgregor
>>1464385 i get back. and try to bandage my wounds as best as i can. after that i go and throw a feint at jack's face covering his vision, then go for a takedown while his vision is covered.
Jack Ward
Arthas Menethil
Quoted By:
>>1464410 >01 Rip my friend
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:07:03 No. 1464427 Report Quoted By:
Jimmy McTavish
>>1464385 I go ta sleep fer a week an yer already at each other's throats... I'm too sober for this shite. Time ta find a stiff drink.
>Walks away from the fight to find some booze Bill Billington
>>1464410 Sorry mein nigger, I didn't mean to hit you ;)
OP
>>1464395 >you are sliced across the chest >it opens big and leaves out a lot of blood >the pain is so much you fall and can't move >>1464396 >you miss arthas, he's really fast >though, you destroy nikolaj again >>1464408 80
>you slice a big wound in jack >finally, you got him >>1464410 01
>you get hit by the flail AGAIN >you get wounded BAD >>1464411 double dubs
>your brass knuckles turn golden >mysteriously, all your wounds heal up >you feel strong, like a mob boss, your gold knuckles are heavy enough to instantly K.O. anyone >>1464429 92
>you find some nice whiskey Gideon Crawforde
>>1464453 >Gideon tries to punch the nearest person "YOU FUCKIN' WANT SUM MATE! I'LL GAB YA YOU PRICK!"
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:10:48 No. 1464464 Report >>1464447 >yell "How the fuck Bill?!"
>Just try to avoid getting hit Hans Wilhelm
Jack Ward
Bill Billington
>>1464453 "Oh shit, sorry pal!"
>Bill goes and swings for Noob this time Arthas Menethil
>>1464453 >NOW THAT JACK HAS BEEN DEALTH WITH RIP AND TEAR BILL Jimmy McTavish
>>1464453 >takes a sip of whiskey and stumbles across the street I wonder if these stalls still have food in em...
>check a nearby store for food Noobgregor
>>1464453 i go for billy next. i throw a feint front kick getting his attention there. then an overhand right with my brass knuckes
OP
>>1464489 >>1464474 >noob punches bill straight in the FACE! >bill flies across the stadium into a wall >he hit him with pure gold power, bill is K.O'.d >>1464463 >>1464464 >gideon punches nikolaj in the face >>1464466 double dubs
>you pick up a spear, its made of steel >you can kick ass with this >>1464486 >bill has been K.O.'d already >best go for hans >>1464469 96
>you land not too hard >the pain on your chest goes away, weirdly enough >you still have the knife >>1464488 double dubs
>you find a fancy store with great quality food >luckily you're in communist china, where everything is FREE Arthas Menethil
>>1464551 >RIP AND TEAR HANS ASS Jack Ward
>>1464551 >because I'm definitely down now, I take my last couple moments before KO to throw the knife, at Arthas's nuts Bill Billington
>>1464551 >Just fuck my shit up Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:21:03 No. 1464573 Report >>1464551 Fuck it, go get some hooch from neighbors
Hans Wilhelm
>>1464551 >Charge at Arthas. Gideon Crawforde
>>1464551 "FUCK YEAH! I'M GONNA KNOCK SOME WANKERS OUT!"
>He looks around to find someone else to punch >He sees Noobgregor punching people "OI, COCK 'ED! YOU FIGHTING WITH BRASS KNUCKLES YA LITTLE PUSSY!? I'LL FUCK YOU UP SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR COCK FROM YOUR ASS YA BASTARD! AND THAT'S JUST WIV MA BARE FISTS!"
>He charges at Noob and punches him in the face Noobgregor
>>1464551 i look at arthus i nod my head. i use my foot work to get behind hans while he charges. i roundhouse kick his head.
Jimmy McTavish
>>1464551 Hahaha! Ferget goin' back ta those soupheads. I'll just set up shop here!
>>1464573 Hello there, Nikolaj! Got fed up with all the fightin, eh?
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:25:55 No. 1464613 Report >>1464600 Yea, wanna go get some booze?
Jimmy McTavish
>>1464613 Way ahead of ye, lad!
>lines up two shot glasses and pours whisky into each one To your health!
OP
>>1464596 >>1464595 >>1464583 >>1464573 >>1464570 >>1464567 >>1464566 (all dubs are saved)
>you all get called back in to stop the fighting >Li Ming looks at you all You can stop fighting now. Good job, not killing each other. You'll get stronger now.
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:28:53 No. 1464635 Report >>1464620 >drinks at once >>1464623 >Says to Jimmy Shame, next time we'll drink 75% from mugs pal, on me!
Arthas Menethil
>>1464623 >I Go to meet Aiko ''C-Can you fix my wounds,i-it's itching so much''
>Shows the stab in the back Hans Wilhelm
>>1464623 "Wonderful."
>Hans would smile,knowing that he had done jack shit. Jack Ward
>>1464623 >I attempt to get up and patch myself up, while heading back to base "Next time, don't give him a chainsaw."
Gideon Crawforde
>>1464623 "Well, Chow Mein, I was barely getting started."
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:31:13 No. 1464659 Report >>1464623 >>1464635 >looks for a doctor, I'm pretty fucked up to be honest Noobgregor
>>1464623 "thank you li ming. it was a wonderful experience..."
>i walk out OP
>>1464636 >she tends to your wounds You got stabbed... who did this?
>>1464637 >>1464638 >>1464646 >>1464659 >>1464665 >you all get sent to a chinese hospital >the npc's will come here in the next mupdate Jimmy McTavish
>>1464635 Well, I guess I'll see what the others are doin... I'll come back here later, so I guess I'd better grab somethin' fer the road.
>grabs an assortment of preserved meats and sausages and stuffs them into his rucksack before heading back Hans Wilhelm
>>1464695 >Get comfortable. Gideon Crawforde
>>1464695 "Puh, I need no medical attention."
>He sits in a chair and relaxes Noobgregor
>>1464695 >i try to talk to one of the workers "so... what do you think of li ming?"
Arthas Menethil
>>1464695 ''Agh don't mind about it,please love can you fix it?''
Jack Ward
>>1464695 >I quietly plot a murder, maybe, time will tell Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:37:52 No. 1464721 Report >>1464695 Look for near liquor store
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1464695 >Roll for some alcohol OP
>>1464696 >you come back seeing everyone wounded >>1464721 12
>you just find your way back at the base >>1464702 20
>the bed you're laying on is stiff >>1464704 >your wife comes over Gideon! Are you okay?!
>>1464709 90
>the nurse looks at you He is very smart, and if he trains anyone in china, they are considered to be talented.
>>1464710 S-Sure... its really bad though...
>>1464715 51
>while plotting the murder, you notice that the doctor comes to you (bill you can wake up now)
Arthas Menethil
>>1464752 ''T-Thanks love''
>Kiss her Jack Ward
>>1464752 "oh, hey doctor."
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:44:39 No. 1464764 Report >>1464752 >yells for Jimmy trying to find my way to proper hospital rooms Noobgregor
>>1464752 "i guess that means i'm talented... has there ever been any trouble with his rule? i haven't been here that long. usually there are some whistle blowers or rebels in communist dictatorships. anything like that?"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1464752 "But of course, no one could lay a hand on me. Been a while since I've gotten into a good fist fight... Even though there were people with knives and saws..."
>He smiles "I think I might just be able to pull through this war. I won't let those dastardly aliens take our planet. I've been wondering, are they treating you ok here?"
Hans Wilhelm
>>1464752 Get up and start streching.I'm not hurt or anything,so they shouldn't mind me exercising.
Jimmy McTavish
>>1464752 Have ye come back to yer senses? You must be starvin' after sluggin' each other fer that long.
>Cuts slices of Chinese ham and sausage, arranging them on a plank of wood knocked loose in the brawl No alcohol, though. Wouldn't want ye gettin' rowdy again, now would we?
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:50:17 No. 1464809 Report Quoted By:
>>1464764 >>1464799 Heard
>no alcohol through 5 walls
>just sit and contenplate OP
>>1464756 >she stitches up your wound Who... hurt you?
>>1464757 Yeah, umm, how did you get this wound?!
>>1464764 46
>you find everyone, wounded >>1464765 >you are interrupted when sheila comes Noob!
>she hugs you tightly, forgetting about your wounds >>1464770 They... they treated me terribly here...
>>1464778 >you exercise and some nurses watch you >>1464799 (dubs saved)
Gay nigger from outer space
Gay nigger from outer space ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:51:23 No. 1464818 Report >>1464752 >A flamboyant nignog appears from a pyramid UFO operated by Alberto Barbosa outside of Li Ming's base Anonymous
Poppo
Hans Wilhelm
Jack Ward
>>1464817 "Long story short, Li Ming's training."
>I breathe "They gave one of the fuckers a chainsaw..."
Arthas Menethil
>>1464817 ''S-Some guy named Jack Ward he Rolled behind me and stabbed my back before i could even see,However i made a bigger mark in him,i don't think someone can live much with a chest ripped off,Sorry for letting him get the best of me''
>Hug her and kiss her Gideon Crawforde
>>1464817 "What? This is terrible. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
>He looks concerned Noobgregor
>>1464817 "ouch... i missed you. what did you do today?"
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 01:54:43 No. 1464855 Report >>1464817 >Heard that there is no alcohol >Sit in the corner and think OP
>>1464818 >>1464825 >>1464831 >>1464833 >>1464836 >>1464841 >>1464842 >>1464845 >>1464855 >you all black out >you all hear these voices, they sound like arume They... they didn't get themselves killed...
>you all wake up, your minds were being played with, and you're all tied up, with wires hooked up to your brains >you are all in a big laboratory room, on the arume planet >you all see riko and aikko in front of you >they're talking about something Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:01:29 No. 1464914 Report >>1464899 "You know goys, I actually don't know what's with that "arume" thingie you're talking about"
>stops for a second "Is it a big issue?"
Jack Ward
>>1464899 "wha... what the fuck?"
Jimmy McTavish
>>1464899 Oi! Where's my ham and booze!?
Gay nigger from outer space
Gay nigger from outer space ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:02:18 No. 1464926 Report >>1464899 >Act like as much of a faggot as possible "Uuuhag, whut is diiisss?"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1464899 >He looks around trying to come to terms with what happened "K-kate?... Oi, where the fuck are we!?"
Poppo
>>1464899 Roll for Charisma
>hey ladies hows about he skip the foreplay and get right to the main event? Noobgregor
>>1464899 "riko? i thought you died? what the fuck are you doing here? and aiko? what are you guys doing..."
Noobgregor
>>1464933 saving dubs if i can
Arthas Menethil
>>1464899 >ROID RAGE AND BREAK OUT AND KILL EVERYONE MINUS AIKO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ALSO LOOK FOR BILLY MAYS Hans Wilhelm
Quoted By:
>>1464899 "What ze hell..."
OP
>>1464939 >>1464935 >>1464933 >>1464931 >>1464930 >>1464926 >>1464917 >>1464916 >>1464914 >jason wakes up and pants hard What...?
>he looks around >he looks at riko You... how did you do this?!
>he struggles to get out, but can't I thought you had feelings for me!
>while he is struggling, riko comes up to him You actually thought that?!
>she laughs hysterically You and your human friends, you can't do anything! You may have escaped, but you can't escape us! Now, we have you all!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1464963 >He sits silently staring at the floor Jack Ward
>>1464963 "bring it on, bloodbag!"
Arthas Menethil
>>1464963 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>AUTISTICALLY SHRIEKS Gay nigger from outer space
Gay nigger from outer space ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:08:10 No. 1464982 Report >>1464963 "Shieeeeet who tf are you whytegurl?"
>robs store internally Poppo
>>1464963 Roll for intelligence
>attempts to overload the wires on my brain Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1464963 "where is sheila! aiko! are you working with them? answer me dammit! WHAT THE FUCK! JASON! YOU ARE ALIVE?"
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:08:57 No. 1464994 Report >>1464963 "Cyka blyat wat is going on here?!"
>says "jebane pidarasy (...)" under his breath Jimmy McTavish
>>1464963 >spits in riko's face Get away from him, lass!
Hans Wilhelm
>>1464963 "Let us out!"
>Struggle OP
>>1465011 >>1465002 >>1464994 >>1464991 >>1464990 >>1464982 >>1464979 >>1464978 >>1464976 >riko laughs as jimmy spits in her face Oh, you humans are so easily fooled. Me and Jason never died. I was smart enough to protect us both from the explosion using an energy shield. We'll never let you out! You human are fun to play around with!
>aikko walks next to riko, and looks at arthas >she looks away >riko looks at noob Sheila is with you, she's just asleep too. She poses as much of a problem as jason does. Aikko on the other hand was always with me. She never loved any of you. Never!
Poppo
>>1465050 Alright, fuck Aiko then, but mind letting me a little closer to your honeybunches?
Jack Ward
>>1465050 "well, it was a realistic simulation, I'll give you fuckers that, but nothing else."
Gay nigger from outer space
Gay nigger from outer space ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:15:52 No. 1465070 Report >>1465050 "OOOGA BOOGA WHERE MUH GIBS AT NIGGUH SHIEEEEEEEET"
>Chimp-like screeches Arthas Menethil
>>1465050 ''SO IT WAS ALL A FARSE HUH AIKO,ALL THOSE FEELINGS WE HAD FOR EACHOTHER YOU NEVER LIKED ME DID YOU?''
>TRY TO BUY TIME Gideon Crawforde
>>1465050 >He still just sits silently making sure to avoid eye contact Hans Wilhelm
>>1465050 "What do you plan to do with us?"
>Stugfle some more Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:17:35 No. 1465090 Report >>1465050 >raising my hand up "I never really did anything wrong, may I go?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1465050 "what! this doesn't make any sense! we were... we were on earth... this isn't possible! riko! and jason? i can't believe it..."
Anonymous
>>1465050 >struggle against restraints [panting] What about Fiona...
OP
>>1465122 >>1465104 >>1465090 >>1465089 >>1465079 >>1465078 >>1465070 >>1465068 >>1465064 >riko and aikko walk out of the room laughing >a door behind them closes, airtight shut >all of the wires that you all have disconnect >you all are free from the cuffs >but you can't escape the room Jack Ward
>>1465168 >I search the room for anything that could be used as a weapon Arthas Menethil
>>1465168 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BREAK DOWN THE WALL WITH MONKEY RAGE WE ARE GOING TO SAVE YA BILLY MAYS
Poppo
>>1465168 >Look for some Doritos Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:27:44 No. 1465191 Report >>1465168 >I search all my pockets for at least a drop of alcohol Gay nigger from outer space
Gay nigger from outer space ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:28:11 No. 1465192 Report >>1465168 >REEEEE as loudly as possible Anonymous
>>1465168 I haven't had real booze in god knows how long... I'm feckin' pissed!!!!
>kicks the door with full strength Gideon Crawforde
>>1465168 >He cracks his fists >He goes and breaks a pipe off the wall or something Hans Wilhelm
>>1465168 >Search the room for anything.Use these >>1464833 dubs. Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1465168 i look around the room. looking for anything useful, anything would do here. even a piece of glass. also any openings, air vents and such
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:29:37 No. 1465212 Report >>1465199 "That's right mate, mah lad!"
Anonymous
>>1465168 >Bill wakes up late tries to comprehend what's going on OP
>>1465182 >>1465184 >>1465189 >>1465191 >>1465192 >>1465199 >>1465203 >>1465210 >>1465211 >>1465212 >>1465315 >jason stands up >he gets on an elevated surface >he gets everyones attention by smashing the wired helmet on the ground Gideon Crawforde
>>1465320 >He stop what he's doing and listens, but he doesn't turn around Arthas Menethil
>>1465320 >He Puts Frostmourne on the ground and hears what Jason has to say Anonymous
Hans Wilhelm
>>1465320 >Tilt head towards him. "Huh?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Gay nigger from outer space
Gay nigger from outer space ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:47:32 No. 1465343 Report >>1465320 >The nig turns to Jason Poppo
>>1465320 >quickly loses interest in Jason and continues looking for Doritos Anonymous
>>1465320 >Bill is in shock and barely whispers "Whoa. i-is that... Jason... I thought he..."
Jack Ward
>>1465320 >I stare at jason, practically having flames in my eyes. Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:49:37 No. 1465358 Report >>1465320 "Pidarassss...."
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1465320 >turns towards Jason with a raised eyebrow, clearly irritable Arthas Menethil
Quoted By:
>>1465358 Join the discord fagget
https://discord gg/SrqmES
OP
>>1465330 >>1465337 >>1465339 >>1465340 >>1465341 >>1465343 >>1465344 >>1465350 >>1465353 My friends... we have lived on earth and endured its hardships and knew it better, like it was out mother. We may have fought eachother, but it was like children trying to gain the attention of the mother, mother earth. We did everything for our mother earth and we were born on it. And now... we cant...
(part 1/3)
>tear drops down his eye Gay nigger from outer space?
Gay nigger from outer space? ID:iCnC89hv Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:53:08 No. 1465385 Report Quoted By:
>>1465378 "I got you brother..."
>The nig gets close to Jason and starts slowly melting like wax, revealing patches of white skin Anonymous
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>>1465378 >*Listening Intensifies* Noobleone "The Butcher"
Gideon Crawforde
Quoted By:
>>1465378 >He turns and looks at Jason Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1465378 >looks at Jason while continuing to punch the door. Jack Ward
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>>1465378 >I intensify my anger to the arume Hans Wilhelm
Arthas Menethil
OP
>>1465378 We... we can't live on it anymore! THEY RUINED IT!
>he yells as the tear drops from his chin WE ARE THEIR SLAVES NOW! THEY'VE TAKEN OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM US! THEY'VE STRIPPED US OF EVERYTHING! BUT... there is something they never can take away... the one thing they never could successfully take from us...
OP
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1465415 >He smiles an evil smile Arthas Menethil
Quoted By:
>>1465415 >LISTENS WHILE BEING FUCKING PUMPED Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1465415 "Fuckin Rumes"
>Bill feels tears build up in his eyes Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 02:59:02 No. 1465432 Report OP
>>1465415 ...they could never take away our WILL! WITH OUR WILL WE CAN GIVE THEM HELL! WE MAY DIE, BUT WE WILL DIE ON OUR FEET INSTEAD OF ON OUR KNEES! WE'LL GO DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AS "THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO COULDN'T GIVE UP"! OUR LAST GASPS WILL HAVE THE TASTE OF ARUME BLOOD! WE SHALL MILITARIZE AND SHOW THEM THE REAL SUPERIOR BEINGS... LETS TAKE BACK MOTHER EARTH!!!!
(part 3/3)
Jack Ward
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>>1465415 >if my anger was heat, the room would have burned down by now, as with the rest of this world. Jimmy McTavish
>>1465415 >>1465432 No, they've taken that from us too, Nikolaj...
>places a hand oh his shoulder FUCKING ARUME!
Hans Wilhelm
Arthas Menethil
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>>1465441 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RAISES FROSTMOURNE Anonymous
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>>1465441 HOOOOOOOOODDRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Poppo
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>eh, I don't mind. >I will if I don't find some fucking Doritos sometime soon
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1465441 "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"
Gideon Crawforde
Quoted By:
>>1465441 >He raises his fist "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:02:48 No. 1465464 Report >>1465441 Well, I gave up when I heard there were no alcohol, soo...
>>1465444 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHYYYYYYYY
>screams and scours himself uncontrollably CYKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alex Jones
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>>1465415 >>1465441 "You're right, it's the FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY, GYAAAHHHHHH!"
>The nigger melts off of him, revealing Alex Jones standing in his place "WE WILL TAKE BACK OUR HOMES FROM THESE ARUMES, GYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THEY CAN'T CONTAIN US, AND WE'RE COMIN' FOR THEM, HOT AS THE SUN AND ANGRY AS HELL"
>Drinks an entire bucket of super male vitality Hans Wilhelm
Jimmy McTavish
>>1465441 >>1465464 Don't worry Nikolaj, we will back the distilleries and Mother Earth while we're at it.
FOR BOOZE AND GLORY!!!
OP
Quoted By:
>>1465441 And so... episode 4 ends there. Have the humans lost? Or have they just gotten started? Have the arume won? Or have they just underestimated the humans? Find out next time, on "Arume Survival: Season 2"
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew
Nikolaj Ivanovic Siergiejew ID:QbIx03G8 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:07:26 No. 1465506 Report Quoted By:
>>1465486 You can call me Kola friend..
FOR BOOZE AND GLORY!!!!!!!