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Prison waifu

Anonymous ID:e5iC5ZgG Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:37:56 No.1463366 View View Reply Original Report

Would you date a prison qt serving a life sentence if it meant your only contact would be a 10 minute phone call each day and once a month trailer secks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GHknxO9Y Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:39:22 No.1463383 Report

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>>1463366
more than i got now

Crow man

Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:41:25 No.1463419 Report

Quoted By: >>1465809

>>1463366
Lmao. Why? Are there any qts in prison?

Crow man

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Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:45:15 No.1463464 Report

Quoted By: >>1463996 >>1464307

Look at this qt. It was just manslaughter.

Crow man

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Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:47:09 No.1463500 Report

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>tfw no meth distributin Irish redneck gf
Why live guys?

Crow man

Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Mon 17 Jul 2017 23:56:26 No.1463577 Report

Quoted By: >>1463632

How do you get once a month trailer sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5iC5ZgG Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:03:07 No.1463632 Report

Quoted By: >>1463783

>>1463577
It's part of the conjugal visit package if you can get that. Honestly, I doubt it's very hard to obtain a prison waifu, especially if they're in for life for something like murder. There are sites like Tinder where you can get penpal information for chicks in the slammer and write them.

Crow man

Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:08:02 No.1463783 Report

Quoted By: >>1463851

>>1463632
>tinder
You're joking right?
From what i read conjugal visits are only for married couples. I suppose if you can marry one of these lifers then yeah you get secks every month for her life. Pretty cool if you're a loser who can't get none. I'm sure there's plenty of horny qt prisoners that'd dick a neet loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5iC5ZgG Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:16:17 No.1463851 Report

Quoted By: >>1463863

>>1463783
I mean, they don't function like Tinder, but it acts as a bridge to connect you to inmate womenz who are looking for guys. Well yeah, you'd prob have to marry them to get the secks, but ain't it worth it?

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Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:17:59 No.1463863 Report

Quoted By: >>1463996 >>1464251

>>1463851
This one is. Why is she in. What did this qt pie do. I'd marry this, desu. Holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YpX1Bz+c Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:29:15 No.1463996 Report

Quoted By: >>1464253

>>1463863
Probably repeat DUI or drugs or something.

>>1463464
>It was just manslaughter.
Criminal abuse too. Sounds like a good way to wake up to her cutting off your dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WiWxfeyY Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:48:37 No.1464251 Report

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>>1463863
Theft

Crow man

Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:48:52 No.1464253 Report

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>>1463996
This. Bitches be cray

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RyHiwG/n Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:51:39 No.1464282 Report

Quoted By: >>1464362

Any woman in prison is class A crazy as fuck.

I'd rather date a butter face the rest of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qKRCXb/N Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:53:28 No.1464307 Report

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>>1463464
What are you afraid of
>anything I can't control
Oh yeah, quality wife material right there.

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Anonymous ID:b7MzM8gx Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:58:37 No.1464356 Report

Quoted By: >>1464366 >>1465489 >>1465501 >>1465580 >>1465620 >>1466858 >>1466955

>bitches be desperate
>marry one
>get citizenship
'Murica here I go

Crow man

Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:59:00 No.1464362 Report

Quoted By:

>>1464282
Cmon dude they just made one mistake!

Crow man

Crow man ID:SAyX4qil Tue 18 Jul 2017 00:59:29 No.1464366 Report

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>>1464356
That's actually pretty smart.

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Anonymous ID:4SXK8Ob4 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:05:03 No.1465489 Report

Quoted By: >>1465620

>>1464356
Holy shit dude, that's an exgellent idea :DD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AR6Xt4Ir Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:06:48 No.1465501 Report

Quoted By: >>1465566 >>1465620

>>1464356

You mean I can escape this shithole?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4SXK8Ob4 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:16:31 No.1465566 Report

Quoted By: >>1466938

>>1465501
I dare to dream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFfXFcM0 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:19:22 No.1465580 Report

Quoted By: >>1465620

>>1464356
awwwww shiet nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sGtKFmm+ Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:26:36 No.1465620 Report

Quoted By: >>1465641 >>1465794 >>1465812 >>1466039

>>1464356
>>1465489
>>1465580
>>1465501
I'm not gay but if it means having friends...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFfXFcM0 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:31:11 No.1465641 Report

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>>1465620
I don't think i could validate my degree in the US tho. I would love to have a friend as well.

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Anonymous ID:4SXK8Ob4 Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:52:15 No.1465794 Report

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>>1465620
polygamous gay marriages when?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V9qMiran Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:54:38 No.1465809 Report

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>>1463419
half the US population is in prison anyways so probably

plus in prison maybe they'll lose some weight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7MzM8gx Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:54:52 No.1465812 Report

Quoted By:

>>1465620
I'll be your friend anyways.

You can help me find a whore to marry or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lsCpprhi Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:27:15 No.1466039 Report

Quoted By:

>>1465620
I want friends ;_;
haven't talked to anybody in my age group in over a year

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Anonymous ID:6XMul5kQ Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:52:35 No.1466858 Report

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>>1464356
Brilliant

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Anonymous ID:AR6Xt4Ir Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:03:32 No.1466938 Report

Quoted By:

>>1465566

Time to plan my escape.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aBqtyJQ/ Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:06:00 No.1466955 Report

Quoted By:

>>1464356

it doesnt work that easy

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