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why is my mom like this?

ID:9JNnZO34 No.14646356 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>me and mom work sales in perfume store
>mom is an athletic gym rat so she's in good shape at 55
>store has dress code
>men and women should be in semi-formal wear
>mom chooses the shortest possible mini dress and blazer to wear
>feels very awkward bc this is a conservative area
>people eyeball mom and try to flirt with her
>mom is a "good sport" as she tells me and flirts back
>when they ask for her number she just gives a wrong one
>i just tell her to ignore them bc she's wasting her time
>she laughs it off and calls me a "buzz killington"
>one day hotelier popped in to meet up with boss
>boss calls mom into office
>1 hour later hotelier leaves office
>mom gets out of office screaming in excitement like a fucking teenage cheerleader
>i ask mom wtf happened
>she says some deal went good
>boss walks out and says he's leaving and waved at mom
>he doesn't normally wave at anyone
>herewegoagain.jpg
>this meant mom has a new date now
>weekend pulls up and mom goes to date with boss at fancy restaurant
>tells me to keep house clean and will see me monday at work
>i do my usual shit and hookup with neighbors daughter
>sunday morning wake up to my phone buzzing
>check and its 20 fucking missed calls from mom
>imfucked.jpg
>i call back and instead of yelling at me shes crying
>i ask her whats wrong this time, did she drink too much or get stood up
>says its much worse and to come meet her at park
>i rush my ass to the park
>mom in the corner of the park laying down on bench
>she's in tears with exposed thighs and cleavage
>take off my sweater and tell her to put it on bc she looks almost naked
>ask wtf happened why is she alone in the park early in the morning
>she says the boss had his way with her and now regrets it
>says she actually wanted it at first but now feels really bad bc boss is extremely fat
>i dont say shit and book uber back home

THIS IS THE 99999TH FUCKING TIME SHE'S DONE THIS, WHY DOES SHE HOOK UP WITH GUYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE AND THEN REGRET IT