>>14677753A Russian submarine is sailing… Well, it’s all dirty, in cracks, the hull is full of holes, water flows out of them… The image of the Russian flag has already been erased, and only a barely noticeable abrasion remains… Somehow it swims to the island and all the sailors go out and line up… Well, they are all unwashed, one sailor has a broken arm, another has a broken leg, a third has blood flowing from his nose, another has no ear at all, and so on ... The captain comes out of the boat and says:
- Who threw a felt boot into the control panel?
Silence…
- I repeat once again - who threw the felt boot into the control panel?
Silence.
- I repeat for the third time - who threw the felt boot into the control panel? ...
The American Coast Guard was sailing past ... Their boat is shiny, all polished - not a single scratch, the American flag flaunts on the side as it should be ... The boat stops near the shore and patrolmen get out of it, all clean, their clothes are ironed, washed, their teeth are white they say: “Here you are all bad Russians, you are all dirty, and your submarine is generally falling apart, but here in America everything is different” ...
Captain: “There is no more America! For the last time I ask, who threw the felt boot into the control panel?
