>>14678830You've been in the back seat happily playing with the toys provided. They sat up front and told you they were very busy keeping you safe. What they didn't tell you was they tried letting go of the wheel around 40 years ago, and the car just kept driving itself. Meanwhile they were up front eating all the snacks and snoozing and jacking off, and you gradually grew, and started asking questions about life in the car. And they told you stories you gradually discovered were lies. And now you're getting uncomfortable in your car seat. You want more space. You're hungry. You'd like some snacks too. Troublesome fact of life is, without adversity, we revert to a childlike state, if we ever left it in the first place. They don't want to share their snacks. They don't want you out of the car seat, because they're older and weaker and you're strong and hungry. 26% of the world's population at minimum is under age 14. And they're coming up with every excuse in the book why those kids should live objectively more miserable lives than their generation, while sustaining them in their position in the driver's seat. They don't just want to eat your snacks, now they want to eat your flesh. You're going to have to decide how scared of them you are.
