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>be me
>5 years old
>rub dick against lamp on accident
>a few days later
>laying down with nothing to do
>remember that i rubbed my dick against something and it felt good
>play with my dick
>fap for the first time
>cant cum because i am 5
>think i have discovered a new invention
>think i am slick by doing it under a blanket
>few years later of off and on fapping
>uncle who was in the army brings his filipino wife over to my grandmas house
>mom works night shift so i spend time from about 5 PM to 3 AM at grandmas house
>during 2nd week i fap under a blanket
>uncle sees my hand furioously clapping my dick
>"what are you doing"
>realize it was bad
>embarassed
>be me
>5 years old
>rub dick against lamp on accident
>a few days later
>laying down with nothing to do
>remember that i rubbed my dick against something and it felt good
>play with my dick
>fap for the first time
>cant cum because i am 5
>think i have discovered a new invention
>think i am slick by doing it under a blanket
>few years later of off and on fapping
>uncle who was in the army brings his filipino wife over to my grandmas house
>mom works night shift so i spend time from about 5 PM to 3 AM at grandmas house
>during 2nd week i fap under a blanket
>uncle sees my hand furioously clapping my dick
>"what are you doing"
>realize it was bad
>embarassed
