I'm so fucking sick and tired of living in a rural shithole where 80% of everyone is a fucking 60+ year old pensioner. Sun shines for only a few months of the year and there is nothing to do anywhere other than to get piss drunk at some shitty pub with overpriced alcohol.

I need to escape this place. Is there a city somewhere where the comfy city vibes are actually real? Don't tell me city life just as fucking horrible as this purgatory.