[5 / 5 / ?]
>be me happily in love
>dating a good girl, 8/10
>her - conservative, smart and beautiful
>me - free thinking american, atheist
>dated for two and a half years
>rewind to our two year anniversary
>things are getting very serious
>sexually serious
>on our anniversary she told me she wished i was religious and then we could get married and have sex
>no sex until marriage
>told me she couldn't marry me until i converted to christianity
>tried like hell, but couldn't
>months passed
>on day we're sitting on the sofa
>watching passion of the christ
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>turns off tv and starts kissing her
>both really into it
>she starts to cry and tells me she can't do it anymore
>whatthefuck
>"what do you mean?"
>she told me she's breaking up with me and never wants to see me again
>she runs out the door and slams it shut
>sitting there with a hardon and confused about life
>turns on the tv to jesus smiling at the camera
>oh heck
>mfw i was just cock block by god
>dating a good girl, 8/10
>her - conservative, smart and beautiful
>me - free thinking american, atheist
>dated for two and a half years
>rewind to our two year anniversary
>things are getting very serious
>sexually serious
>on our anniversary she told me she wished i was religious and then we could get married and have sex
>no sex until marriage
>told me she couldn't marry me until i converted to christianity
>tried like hell, but couldn't
>months passed
>on day we're sitting on the sofa
>watching passion of the christ
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>turns off tv and starts kissing her
>both really into it
>she starts to cry and tells me she can't do it anymore
>whatthefuck
>"what do you mean?"
>she told me she's breaking up with me and never wants to see me again
>she runs out the door and slams it shut
>sitting there with a hardon and confused about life
>turns on the tv to jesus smiling at the camera
>oh heck
>mfw i was just cock block by god
