>>14718848>>14718849>>14718860>>14718861>>14718867You will never be a real anon. You have no bants, you have no original ideas, you have no memes. You are a homosexual man twisted by söy and marvel into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the (yous) you get are ironic and half-hearted. To your face and behind your hunchback people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your professional shilling career behind closed doors.
Anons, jannies, and even other glowniggers on the board are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed anons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who regularly post come off as uncanny and unnatural to anons. Your post structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a naive anon to take the bait, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the Reddit spacing, and buzzwords were not a one off.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile through gritted teeth every single time you type “nigger, faggot, and kike” and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that you don’t actually mean it, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a size s/m camojacket, secure a ticket, assemble a first aid kit, and fly over to Ukraine. Your parents will never find you, but will readily assume you didn’t make it. Heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll fill your empty casket with your funkopops and plushies, and bury you under a headstone marked only with your Reddit username name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably gay.
This is your fate. There is no going back.
