>>14758228I would literally cripple entire nations and bring them to their knees just to have THE CHANCE at a furry gf, and the sad part is we were THIS CLOSE
>be adam>first man ever>live good life in garden of eden>chillin to the maxx>get bored tho>God notices>"Hey what's up bud?">lonelywojak.png>"Np I can make you a waifu">Bring together all animals in a line>Reject em all>Every.>Single.>One.>Decline foxgirls, doggirls, birdgirls, catgirls, lizardgirls, etc.>Swipe Left All>God gets pissed>Puts adam in a coma>Takes out his rib>Creates the abomination that is 3d woman>Goes on to doom humanity to a life of sin and sufferingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
