May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Cunnyposter please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Cunnyposter please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen muthafuckin pedophile before
Jaws all on the floor like Peter scully just burst in the door
And started diggin kids own graves faster then before
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And /tv/ janny said, nothing, you idiots!
/tv/ jannys dead, he's locked in my dungeon (ha ha!)
Feminist teenagers love cunnyposters
"C-, c-, c- cunnyposters, I'm sick of them”
Look at him, walkin' around, posting you know what lusting after those little girls”
“Posting the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in /b/’s catalog
Sometimes I wanna get on /TV/ and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Nickocado’s butthole to be posted
"My cado is on your log, my cado is on your log"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little ban
And that's the message that we deliver to underage b8
And expect them not to know what a baneposter is
Of course they're gonna know what baneposter is
By the time they hit fourth page
They've got 4chan x, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but shitposters, well, some of us, hebephiles
Who touch other people specially kids
But if we can touch kids and animals
Then there's no reason that an offtopic thread can’t be posted