HELLO
>>14740289, AND CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE OFFICIAL 10TH HUMAN POSTER ON THIS BOARD. THE NUMBER TEN IS THE TENTH NUMBER IN THE NUMBER LINE, AND THAT MAKES IT SPECIAL, AND THAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL!
YOUR "SPECIALNESS" EARNS YOU ONE FREE SUICIDE. IT'S REDEEMABLE WHERE APPLICABLE, SUCH AS [REDACTED], [REDACTED], AND EVEN IN (33.9717056440553, -79.74925446699966)! THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU HEARD RIGHT! (33.9717056440553, -79.74925446699966)!
NOW THAT'S ONE LUCKY ANON WE'VE GOT HERE. WHY DON'T WE GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?
*VERY UNENTHUSIASTIC CLAPPING*
ANON, DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS FOR US BEFORE YOU INEVITABLY BITCH OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT AND LIVE OUT YOUR MISERABLE LIFE UNTIL OLD AGE TAKES YOU BACK INTO THE DIRT? GO ON, ANON, SAY SOMETHING INTO THE MICROPHONE!
