>>14748863>>14748883Nojak's connections with Nabisco allegedly landed him a lifetime supply of Sprokeo, which he keeps stashed in several hidden caches across America and Israel. The legend goes that the young adventurer Nojak came across a wisely sage, who was a member of Nabisco's wizard department, and who promised him all the Sprokeo of Nojak's worldly desires; however, when the foolish Nojak accepted the offer, he was also bound with a most servere magical curse: that he would be doomed to live out the rest of his days forever unable to review his favourite Oreo (due to threat of dmca takedown).
