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Quoted By: >>1476643
Green text thread. I'll go first.
>Be me
>Be 22 and betafag
>Gotta travel 10 hrs to Virginia to pick up some gay ass machine
>4 hrs in run into a problem
>gottapiss.jpg
>find the nearest rest area and unleash my golden goodness
>finish and exit
>ideaman.jpg
>get epic plan for prank on fellow hoomans
>have a bit too big shorts and timberland work boots in suitcase cause hoodfag
>hehehe.mp3
>dress up and hide behind corner for first victim
>elderly woman and her old ass husband walk out
>nowsmychance.jpeg
>try and think of something witty to say like what's up guys? or was poppin?
>level 5 autism kicks in
>Retarded brain fuses the two
>jump out in front and scream at the top of my lungs, "WHAT UP POPPERS"
>at the moment it didn't seem that bad but they both looked mortified
>big buff black dude walks out
>ohshit.png
>he shout u got a problem my nigga?
wat do?
>Be me
>Be 22 and betafag
>Gotta travel 10 hrs to Virginia to pick up some gay ass machine
>4 hrs in run into a problem
>gottapiss.jpg
>find the nearest rest area and unleash my golden goodness
>finish and exit
>ideaman.jpg
>get epic plan for prank on fellow hoomans
>have a bit too big shorts and timberland work boots in suitcase cause hoodfag
>hehehe.mp3
>dress up and hide behind corner for first victim
>elderly woman and her old ass husband walk out
>nowsmychance.jpeg
>try and think of something witty to say like what's up guys? or was poppin?
>level 5 autism kicks in
>Retarded brain fuses the two
>jump out in front and scream at the top of my lungs, "WHAT UP POPPERS"
>at the moment it didn't seem that bad but they both looked mortified
>big buff black dude walks out
>ohshit.png
>he shout u got a problem my nigga?
wat do?
