Sometimes.. I wonder to myself what being born an American would be like.

I'd have a pickup instead of a hatchback. With the engine being twice the volume, of course.
I wouldn't weigh 53 kilos and look like a walking xylophone.
I'd be able to get cool new shit as soon as it comes out. I'd have the money for it.
I could actually make guns into a hobby, rather than just have a gigabyte of pictures.
I'd be tens of thousands of dollars in debt for my degree. But that would be fine because work actually pays.
Minimum wage would be a real thing that one could actually survive on.
I could pursue a military career. Get a nice cushy chairforce job.
I'd be accustomed to a different climate and not want to kill myself any time the temperature rises above 20 degrees celsius.