>be me
>bored with life
>have an idea
>i create a fake boomer account on facebook and pretend that i'm a boomer
>create the account and join an anti wax group and say some bullshit
>join an anti trianon group because if you are a hungarian boomer you it is your duty to hate trianon
>join a group where boomers just talk, making friends and shit
>came across a woman in her late 50s
>she looked like the typical fat, late 50s boomer women i see in my hometown everywhere
>but something about her made me fall in love
>i looked into her profile and she's a kind and caring woman who has a 20 year old son who just moved out of her home
>i had to message her and i did
>she responded
>we talked for hours about everything
>i realized i fallen in love in a boomer
>feel guilt for tricking this lady into thinking that i'm about the same age as her
>i confess that i'm a bored teenager who was just trolling the whole time
>she forgives me and said that it's okay
>i say that i want to meet her personally one day
>she just casually gives her location and said that i can go whenever i want because she's always at home
the next day
>i drove to her
>her home is not that far away
>i arrive
>there she is
>she's just as caring and kind as i saw her on facebook
>she even had chips and gave it to me
>she also said that after her husband passed away and her son leaving town she felt lonely and miserable. that no one wanted her in her life anymore
>after a tear dropped from my eyes, i said that i will always be there for her. i will forever love her even after she dies.
>i kissed her
>she kissed me back
>i couldn't believe i found true love in a woman who is way more than half my age
>after that we had the best sex in her life. 56 years later and she still got it
>i came home and wrote a letter to my family that i start a new life with the one i love
i found a boomer gf and i couldn't be more happier in my life
