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>>14804745
Sorry, I can't help it. I'm just a massive fucking pedophile. It's woven in my DNA to love the touch of a child. I learned martial arts just so I could expertly disorient kids for abduction. I love them.

>>14804746
I have a joke for you. Rate it out of 10, okay?

>One day Superman is flying over the Justice League building...
>He looks down to see Wonder Woman sprawled out on her back, naked, tanning.
>"Wow she is so hot, if only I can have a chance at that!" He exclaimed to himself. Suddenly a thought occurred to him...
>"Wait, I am Superman! I can fly down there and have sex with her and fly off so fast she wouldn't even know what happened!"
>So Superman quickly swoops down, does his business and flies off satisfied. Wonder Woman quickly gets up,
>"What was that, I thought I heard something?"
>Invisible man replies, "I don't know, but my ass really hurts."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gtAnX101 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:25:00 No.14804758 Report

Quoted By: >>14804774

>>14804733
You should celebrate your long term relationship by getting your BF's face tattooed on your face! Hurry before the alcohol wears off to lessen the burn!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:25:35 No.14804760 Report

Quoted By: >>14804774

>>14804751
i cant believe souperman had gay sex with invisible man
sounds like something my dad would tell me, 6/10
im going to now type the lyrics of a song based off of hearing only
panzer und flieger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die sieger
auf in schlachtfeld sein
könnens nicht schaffen
ohne einen einsatz nie
königen der waffen
deutsche infanterie

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Anonymous ID:tdHGObjR Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:27:03 No.14804764 Report

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>>14804751
>Sorry, I can't help it. I'm just a massive fucking pedophile. It's woven in my DNA to love the touch of a child. I learned martial arts just so I could expertly disorient kids for abduction. I love them.
Based Craig

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:32:38 No.14804774 Report

Quoted By: >>14804778 >>14804925 >>14804932

>>14804758
I'm not so drunk that you can talk me into doing something that dumb. THAT dumb. Talk me into doing something else daddy.

>>14804760
Then I will now play the state anthem for the soviet union and type the lyrics. They are all definitely going to be spelt incorrectly, hjejre I go!

soyuz nerushimyj sp;lotila svodbnyk
vaneki velikiya rus
da zdkakroocha svodyaa voley naradaov
yadiny moguchy sovetski soyuz
slavsa atechako nacse svbodon
druzhby naraodov nadvoeriugpowigjwop opalosajidaos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:35:28 No.14804778 Report

Quoted By: >>14804869

>>14804774
if youre gonna tyep russian then use cyrillic not fucking latin alphabet RETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/XtRwxt6 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:37:06 No.14804864 Report

Quoted By: >>14804869

not drunk enough
you have to drink more

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:39:21 No.14804869 Report

Quoted By: >>14804870

>>14804778
I don't know fucking cyrillic WTF and I got like 3 words right there so I'm going to say go fuck yourself and call that a WIN

>>14804864
Copy that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/XtRwxt6 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:40:55 No.14804870 Report

Quoted By: >>14804876

>>14804869
good boy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:41:12 No.14804871 Report

Quoted By: >>14804876

im going to eat a whole pizza
this is now a drunkpost/blogpost thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnnfflZ0 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:43:25 No.14804874 Report

Quoted By: >>14804883

drink less
LESS!

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:43:47 No.14804876 Report

Quoted By: >>14804883 >>14804885

>>14804870
CORRECT

>>14804871
I'm eating SUBWAY

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:46:10 No.14804882 Report

Quoted By: >>14804886

NOW I'M GOING TO STAB UGLIES TO DEATH ON MORDHAU AND I JUST FINISHED MY 7TH BBEER
I'M GETTIN THERE

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Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:46:37 No.14804883 Report

Quoted By: >>14804888

>>14804874
i just finished m yhandle
>>14804876
what are yo ueating i usually eat italian bread with meatballs and tomato sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TX+Kor4 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:47:58 No.14804885 Report

Quoted By: >>14804888

>>14804876
can i have some

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TX+Kor4 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:48:20 No.14804886 Report

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>>14804882
come back

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:50:27 No.14804888 Report

Quoted By: >>14804898

>>14804883
italiaN HERB WITH CARROT + CUICUMBER + LETTUCE + OLD ENGLISH CHEESE + ONIONS + CAPSICUM + ONIONS + SPICY CHICKEN AND CRACKED PEPPER + ROCK SALT
DELICIOUS SPICED GOODNESS

>>14804885
noOOoo it's all for me to eat with my beer OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNM

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:56:36 No.14804895 Report

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I'M SO GOOD AT MORDHAU EVEN WHEN DRUNK I'M UNSTOPPABLE

ALSO THE NEW EASTERN VOICE IS SO CUTE WHEN PUT TO THE HIGHEST PITCH + MIDGET PERK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TX+Kor4 Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:58:40 No.14804898 Report

Quoted By: >>14804902

>>14804888
i will cry

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:01:44 No.14804902 Report

Quoted By: >>14804907

>>14804898
STOP BEING A BABY MYCROFT

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Anonymous ID:6TX+Kor4 Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:04:39 No.14804907 Report

Quoted By: >>14804909 >>14804917

>>14804902
i am crying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/XtRwxt6 Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:05:25 No.14804909 Report

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>>14804907
there there baby Mycroft
*gives milk*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZqC9CNcW Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:06:35 No.14804911 Report

Quoted By: >>14804923

hi drunk
im dad

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Anonymous ID:EJq4CSUy Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:07:25 No.14804913 Report

Quoted By: >>14804923

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:11:20 No.14804917 Report

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>>14804907
LOOK EVERYBODY, MYCROFT IS A BIG BABY
POINT AND LAUGH AT THE BABY HAHAHA WHAT A DUMB STINKY BABY HAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:12:23 No.14804921 Report

Quoted By: >>14804924

i love pizza o h lord!!qf

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:13:33 No.14804923 Report

Quoted By: >>14804925

>>14804911
HI DADDY

>>14804913
AW DAS CUUUUTE
WANNA BOOP HIM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:14:35 No.14804924 Report

Quoted By: >>14804934

>>14804921
I FINISHED MY SUBWAY AND NOW I'M THINKING OF GETTING SOME HOT CHIPS IDK FROM WHERE YWET
WHATS ON YOUR PIZZA

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Anonymous ID:ZqC9CNcW Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:15:19 No.14804925 Report

Quoted By: >>14804938

>>14804774
you`re pretty good
>>14804923
are ya winning son

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gtAnX101 Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:18:38 No.14804932 Report

Quoted By: >>14804938

>>14804774
Would you like to be on the winning side of history by joining the Russian Army? Fast track promotion to Generals available now!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:19:38 No.14804934 Report

Quoted By: >>14804938

>>14804924
ive got fucking uhh mozzeralla with pesto and sun dried tomatoes i tink it;s pretty good actualy

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:22:36 No.14804938 Report

Quoted By: >>14804948 >>14804949

>>14804925
YES FATHER, I AM WINNING FATHER
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?

>>14804932
MEOW...............................................

>>14804934
I HAVE 2 FROZEN PIZZAS IN THE FRIDGE *RIGHT NOW* SHOULD I EAT ONE OF THEM?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZaHimbtaQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BqGnfabT Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:25:06 No.14804948 Report

Quoted By: >>14804960

>>14804938
do it do it right now i can eat an entire frozen pizza in 45 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZqC9CNcW Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:25:09 No.14804949 Report

Quoted By: >>14804960

>>14804938
Yes son you can have a headpat now

quite based song however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pat2c33sbog

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Anonymous ID:sooqXkKV Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:31:58 No.14804960 Report

Quoted By: >>14804963

>>14804948
THE PIZZA IS IN THE FUCKING OVEN
MEATLOVERS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS

>>14804949
OMG OMG BLUSH
THANK YOU DAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwIkF6LFDc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TX+Kor4 Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:33:59 No.14804963 Report

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>>14804960
fat

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