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Anonymous ID:7bPYYxoR Wed 19 Jul 2017 18:28:52 No.1481338 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1481975 >>1482581 >>1483084

I want to give other guys handjobs, does anybody else know that feel? feeling a hot, throbbing cock in your hands seems so fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x/1nC/lJ Wed 19 Jul 2017 18:29:34 No.1481352 Report

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>>>/LGBT/

Saged

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PUU9tqvi Wed 19 Jul 2017 18:29:41 No.1481354 Report

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you could masturbate a macaque

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HQOMEmZH Wed 19 Jul 2017 19:09:24 No.1481776 Report

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that's fucking gay as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDaisNw5 Wed 19 Jul 2017 19:26:56 No.1481975 Report

Quoted By:

>>1481338
Stop being homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMh1GpjD Wed 19 Jul 2017 19:57:47 No.1482341 Report

Quoted By: >>1482442

I like to give my cats handjobs
It's pretty nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:05:26 No.1482442 Report

Quoted By: >>1482460

>>1482341
How do you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMh1GpjD Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:06:24 No.1482460 Report

Quoted By: >>1482542 >>1482948

>>1482442
With my hand
Sometimes my mouth but that doesn't count as a handjob

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:13:05 No.1482542 Report

Quoted By: >>1482573

>>1482460
Pics?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xMh1GpjD Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:15:34 No.1482573 Report

Quoted By: >>1482614 >>1482702 >>1482813 >>1482995 >>1485008

>>1482542
I have two male cats, here's one of them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Vj5id24 Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:16:27 No.1482581 Report

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>>1481338
Do you play soccer? I have some advise for you...
http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:19:10 No.1482614 Report

Quoted By: >>1482702

>>1482573
Oh shit, but it's not erect, is it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xMh1GpjD Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:27:45 No.1482702 Report

Quoted By: >>1482758 >>1482813 >>1482948 >>1482995 >>1485576

>>1482573
And here's the other one
His dick's a bit thinner, I'm guessing he might've been neutered a tad too early
I've also got two female cats, and they're fun to rub as well, but their lewd bits aren't really great for looking at
>>1482614
That's about as erect as he gets
Measured him at 3.5cm long and 1cm wide at the base
Felines in general have rather small dicks relative to their bodies, even lions are still a tad smaller than humans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ELfz+X5s Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:33:27 No.1482751 Report

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The feel of knowing I'm making someone feel good makes my dick hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:33:45 No.1482758 Report

Quoted By: >>1482861

>>1482702
How the cats react to this?
Pics of females?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mQBWmLlX Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:40:33 No.1482813 Report

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>>1482573
>>1482702
Jesus Christ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:45:04 No.1482861 Report

Quoted By: >>1482889 >>1482893 >>1482939 >>1482950 >>1482962

>>1482758
The males generally just roll on their backs and spread their legs when I first touch them, tense up a bit when they get hard and I start stroking them, and grab at the sheets with their claws and arch their backs when they cum, in conjunction with their dicks twitching
The females react similarly but a bit more strongly, their legs tremble a bit in addition to the above things, one of them makes small, cute noises when doing so, and I can feel their pussies kind of trying to close around my fingertip
Pic related is the one that makes the cute noises

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:47:45 No.1482889 Report

Quoted By: >>1482920 >>1482939 >>1482950

>>1482861
And the other, more silent one that still sometimes makes barely audible noises

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:abBybSGw Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:48:16 No.1482893 Report

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>>1482861
Fucking hell
Just throw me in the screen cap I know where this is going

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aCsLr6ls Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:49:38 No.1482909 Report

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This thread is going places.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s9pKFTXb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:50:47 No.1482920 Report

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>>1482889

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:53:32 No.1482939 Report

Quoted By: >>1482976

>>1482861
>>1482889
How do they cum? Could you describe it, is it just like with humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JggTpVr1 Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:54:31 No.1482945 Report

Quoted By: >>1482976

Keep em coming catbro

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hOxikoSb Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:54:42 No.1482948 Report

Quoted By: >>1482976

>>1482460
>>1482702
Omg that pedozoohomophilia

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Q9iexxYN Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:55:01 No.1482950 Report

Quoted By: >>1482976

>>1482861
>>1482889
You fucking wrong'n

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:McQFcB4q Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:56:53 No.1482962 Report

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>>1482861
Nigga you balmy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 20:58:36 No.1482976 Report

Quoted By: >>1482994 >>1483029

>>1482939
Well, the males are neutered, so while they do still orgasm, nothing comes out
Otherwise, not really sure what you're asking
>>1482945
Might as well throw in pics of the males while I'm at it
This is the thicc dicced one
>>1482948
Excuse you
All of my cats are adults
And a tad on the older side, at that
>>1482950
I'd still rather suck cat cock than muslim cock, bong man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:01:12 No.1482994 Report

Quoted By: >>1483037

>>1482976
>Might as well throw in pics of the males while I'm at it
Yea, do it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:00O5YbcF Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:01:17 No.1482995 Report

Quoted By: >>1483037

>>1482573
>>1482702
Anon wtf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hOxikoSb Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:04:59 No.1483029 Report

Quoted By: >>1483101

>>1482976
>All of my cats are adults
but they have a small penis and a general small body, thats just the equivalent of a furry undeveloved human body, its almost like baby sized... get some help man

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:05:23 No.1483037 Report

Quoted By: >>1483044 >>1483071

>>1482994
Here's the other male
>>1482995
What's wrong with pleasuring a cat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hOxikoSb Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:06:49 No.1483044 Report

Quoted By: >>1483101

>>1483037
Cats dont sense pleasure, they reproduce for breeding exclusively. You are pleasuring yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:00O5YbcF Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:09:47 No.1483071 Report

Quoted By: >>1483101

>>1483037
>What's wrong with pleasuring a cat?
This isn't normal. Get some help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ddnznxRN Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:11:00 No.1483084 Report

Quoted By:

>>1481338
>I want to give other guys handjobs

DIE FAGGOT DIE
FUCK THE ENDLESS FAGGOT THREADS
END THE FAGGOT CONTAMINATION

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:12:44 No.1483101 Report

Quoted By: >>1483149

>>1483029
But they are not babies
>>1483044
>Cats dont sense pleasure
Guess how I know you've never even pet a cat before?
>>1483071
Not normal =/= bad, west spain

Here's a pic of me cuddling with the male that doesn't have white spots
Out of all of them, he's the only one that likes cuddling, the others only tolerate it for about 10 minutes or so while he'd plop himself next to me and sleep there for hours
He's a qt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hOxikoSb Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:18:30 No.1483149 Report

Quoted By: >>1483170 >>1483178

>>1483101
Its scientifically proved. They just don´t have the nervious senses to sense pleasure, Only Humans and dolphins have developed such level of sensory impulse.They arent also really aware of you making out with them, so you are technically raping them. Fucking a cat its not good for both his and your health. Stop thinking you understand your cat. Cats behaviour its a enigma to us, since they use another language, and they have another way of thinking.because they arent humans. and about the "but they are not babies" pedophilia is the atraction to a human child. Cats do look like more human babies than a grownup human.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:20:45 No.1483170 Report

Quoted By: >>1483239

>>1483149
>Its scientifically proved. They just don´t have the nervious senses to sense pleasure
[citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6xi63oX Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:21:30 No.1483178 Report

Quoted By: >>1483239

>>1483149
source amigos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hOxikoSb Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:30:07 No.1483239 Report

Quoted By: >>1483269

>>1483170
>>1483178
well it appears that they might sense pleasure, however, its not confirmed, and I think its Illogical for animals to sense pleasure. And you don´t now yet if your cats agrees to you raping them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EzCEdiye Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:33:43 No.1483269 Report

Quoted By: >>1485783

>>1483239
Nigga just go pet a cat and see if it seems like they derive pleasure from it
And if one of my cats doesn't feel like getting jerked off/rubbed at the moment, they can walk away if they want
Or scratch me, or bite me, or do pretty much anything other than roll on their backs and start purring

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ofzv1R2 Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:56:23 No.1483471 Report

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>he didn't get together with his friends on the weekend and watch porn/jerk off together

I feel bad for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MBh1dvGn Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:07:00 No.1484897 Report

Quoted By:

hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z71zsKwk Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:17:18 No.1485008 Report

Quoted By: >>1485128 >>1485148

>>1482573
screen-fucking-caped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ly0FiJq Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:28:29 No.1485119 Report

Quoted By: >>1485144 >>1485401

Cats are pretty cute I admit but I can't imagine jerking and fingering one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:z71zsKwk Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:29:14 No.1485128 Report

Quoted By: >>1485148

>>1485008

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:30:55 No.1485144 Report

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>>1485119
This can be driven out of context so easily

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:31:31 No.1485148 Report

Quoted By: >>1485179

>>1485008
>>1485128
Is it really worth a screencap? I wouldn't say so

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z71zsKwk Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:35:54 No.1485179 Report

Quoted By: >>1485211

>>1485148
really nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:38:26 No.1485211 Report

Quoted By: >>1485249

>>1485179
Yea, it's not really that abnormal
You have to be new

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/J6YsCVU Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:43:37 No.1485249 Report

Quoted By: >>1485266

>>1485211
remember we're on bant not b

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBtH5CYb Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:47:05 No.1485266 Report

Quoted By: >>1485472

>>1485249
That does not have to do with anything
You think that if someone posted it on /o/ it would be somehow better?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kgMc5Y2P Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:07:16 No.1485400 Report

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wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:07:18 No.1485401 Report

Quoted By:

>>1485119
I don't finger them, they're too small for that
I just rub the outside with a fingertip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/J6YsCVU Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:14:44 No.1485472 Report

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>>1485266
no like im saying, this type of thing is irregular on bant

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Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:25:38 No.1485576 Report

Quoted By: >>1485598

>>1482702
WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:28:19 No.1485598 Report

Quoted By: >>1485614 >>1485638

>>1485576
hey how's it going

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:30:37 No.1485614 Report

Quoted By: >>1485647

>>1485598
actually this would be pretty hawt if the cat had a larger benis.. it just looks like you're petting a worm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n72CEnfG Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:33:40 No.1485638 Report

Quoted By: >>1485647

>>1485598
Do they ejaculate?

They say masturbating is healthy but idk about this anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:34:31 No.1485647 Report

Quoted By: >>1485654 >>1485670

>>1485614
>he doesn't like small dicks
>he can't appreciate the a e s t h e t i c s of the feline phallus
>>1485638
If they weren't neutered, they would
But unfortunately they are, so they can't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n72CEnfG Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:35:29 No.1485654 Report

Quoted By: >>1485694

>>1485647
So they have dry orgasms?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:37:11 No.1485670 Report

Quoted By: >>1485694

>>1485647
I mean, it's cute but I think a mini dog benis would be pretty hawt

the closest i got with any of my cats was circling my finger around one of my siamese tabby mix male cats assholes. like a rimjob with your finger

he just purred a little and stuck his ass up... is my cat a fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:39:57 No.1485694 Report

Quoted By: >>1485710

>>1485654
Rarely, a tiny drop or two would shoot out
Usually nothing
>>1485670
I dunno familia, I don't do butt stuff, especially not with animals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:41:31 No.1485710 Report

Quoted By: >>1485731

>>1485694
It wasnt really buttstuff, just seeing how he would react to a little stimulatiom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:44:18 No.1485731 Report

Quoted By: >>1485750

>>1485710
Well, cats do sniff each other's assholes
Could've been responding to you as if you were doing that to him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:47:40 No.1485750 Report

Quoted By: >>1485764

>>1485731
I thought that was a data transfer... like sticking a disc in your pc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:49:48 No.1485764 Report

Quoted By: >>1485788

>>1485750
It could have some social function?
Like a greeting of some sort?
I'm just guessing here, I've never done that to my cats
I'd still recommend you just jerk him off instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF5jlM8j Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:51:47 No.1485783 Report

Quoted By: >>1485825

>>1483269
>le black box of feelings

turing test is bullshit
get help you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:52:45 No.1485788 Report

Quoted By: >>1485854

>>1485764
he's old and sensitive now. He doesnt like being petted. He won't attack (although he can), he just flattens himself and gets out of reach of my hand. It depends though. If he's been in the neighbors garage for a couple days (neighbor feeds him since she's a cat lady) he'll come back worn out and will happily accept petting

Semen boy

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Semen boy ID:54+kexf0 Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:54:58 No.1485805 Report

Quoted By:

>This entire thread

JUST

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:56:12 No.1485817 Report

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Green train

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 01:57:07 No.1485825 Report

Quoted By:

>>1485783
>this person defies social norms created for no fucking reason
>GET HELPV CKJNP9IFXCV,O

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:00:13 No.1485854 Report

Quoted By: >>1485883

>>1485788
Hmm
I'd still try touching his sheath a little when he's in the mood for petting, just to see how he reacts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:04:26 No.1485883 Report

Quoted By: >>1485910

>>1485854
how do you even get to the kitty benis

ive only seen it once then it quickly retracted, like a dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:07:40 No.1485910 Report

Quoted By: >>1485930

>>1485883
Rub his benis inside the sheath
Cat dicks have a bone in them, like dogs and most mammals that aren't humans
You should be able to feel that in there, just stroke the sheath up and down and if he lets you do it, he'll pop a stiffy
Can be a tad difficult to do it properly if you don't know what you're doing, though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:09:43 No.1485930 Report

Quoted By: >>1485947

>>1485910
thanks for the tip, ill try it sometime tomorrow when he comes home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:11:50 No.1485947 Report

Quoted By: >>1486017

>>1485930
If he doesn't seem to be getting hard, try a slightly different grip
Eventually you'll get it right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yUR/ckAD Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:21:21 No.1486017 Report

Quoted By: >>1486026

>>1485947
holy fuck i have problems

i just got a boner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ynl72Wsd Thu 20 Jul 2017 02:23:03 No.1486026 Report

Quoted By:

>>1486017
Yeah, that generally happens when one thinks about handling cat penis

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