>>1483280We have colanders but we only use them to wash berries, the ONLY true American way to drain your noodles is to try to hold the glass top against the pot with your thumbs, burn yourself, get some pot holders, try again, tip upside down, the water comes out the steam vent and all around the edge, burn yourself through the pot holders, screech and moan and run cold water over your hands and forearms for a while, try again with new potholders and the lid tipped off a bit but still "held on" so water can come out the bottom, spill pasta into the sink, try to readjust, burn self again, try to find happy medium, burn face on the steam coming out of the steam vent, hands slip, pot falls in sink, shove pasta down the garbage disposal, turn on without turning on water first, awful stench and break garbage disposal on the spoon that fell down there while you weren't looking, turn off garbage disposal, turn sink on and leave on, go out to McDonalds for a burger.
Fucking eurofags will never understand.
