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Anonymous ID:zyM1Q1v3 Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:50:56 No.1483421 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1483428 >>1483460 >>1483484 >>1483736 >>1484872 >>1485024

You're stuck in Australia, oh no!

Fortunately you are a master of the outback. 8 of these animals are venomous (most fatally), 1 is actually harmless. Can you tell one or are you going to fucking die?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V50jH+9q Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:52:06 No.1483428 Report

Quoted By: >>1483451 >>1483462

>>1483421
Kek, 6

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zyM1Q1v3 Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:54:50 No.1483451 Report

Quoted By: >>1483476 >>1484842

>>1483428
>The platypus is one of the few living mammals to produce venom. ... While the spur remains available for defense outside of breeding season, the platypus's venom gland lacks secretion.
whoops!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x7ISY6M2 Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:55:29 No.1483460 Report

Quoted By: >>1483499

>>1483421
8
Huntsman Spiders are fucking scary but not venomous if my memory is correct

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xB9oc3d/ Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:55:45 No.1483462 Report

Quoted By:

>>1483428
Ded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V50jH+9q Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:56:51 No.1483476 Report

Quoted By:

>>1483451
>lacks secretion
So how the fuck can it poison me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJpFgdOi Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:57:38 No.1483484 Report

Quoted By: >>1483499

>>1483421
8

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zyM1Q1v3 Wed 19 Jul 2017 21:59:12 No.1483499 Report

Quoted By: >>1484885

>>1483460
>>1483484
should have picked something less famous i'll do it again some time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xB9oc3d/ Wed 19 Jul 2017 22:08:49 No.1483608 Report

Quoted By: >>1483629

I'll take the death by platypus before I take non-lethal attack by the spoder.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJpFgdOi Wed 19 Jul 2017 22:10:09 No.1483629 Report

Quoted By:

>>1483608
>not getting cone snailed instead
fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:do1e5Zae Wed 19 Jul 2017 22:17:39 No.1483736 Report

Quoted By: >>1483766

>>1483421
>Any form of life in Australia
>non-toxic
Maybe if I were an abbo, even the huntsman spiders probably inject petrol directly into my bloodstream when biting me now. The only way to survive in Australia is to keep dodging the drop bears and eat the indigenous flora and fauna to build up a slow immunity to their various toxins. Incidentally, the most vulnerable and least deadly lifeforms in Australia are the Australians, so start by eating some of them first. I'm a burger so hopefully I'll build up enough resistance to most common threats not to go ded/comatose before I sate my appetite.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zyM1Q1v3 Wed 19 Jul 2017 22:20:52 No.1483766 Report

Quoted By: >>1483813

>>1483736
>Incidentally, the most vulnerable and least deadly lifeforms in Australia are the Australians
you're not wrong actually

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:do1e5Zae Wed 19 Jul 2017 22:24:58 No.1483813 Report

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>>1483766
Of course I'm not wrong, I have personally been on 5 Australian safaris and consumed at least 17 Australians.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e23rDzAs Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:01:14 No.1484842 Report

Quoted By: >>1484948 >>1485010

>>1483451
The venom of a platypus, which only the males have btw, is not strong enough to kill an adult human.
Sure, it hurts, but a beesting does too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jPqWlupu Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:03:58 No.1484872 Report

Quoted By:

>>1483421
7 or 2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qdf/f6ON Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:05:53 No.1484885 Report

Quoted By:

>>1483499
this was fun, do it again. Is #1 a funnel web, or maybe bird eating spider? I was thinking it was a run of the mill tarantula so I would've guessed that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xB9oc3d/ Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:12:20 No.1484948 Report

Quoted By: >>1484962

>>1484842
time to go fuck some platypussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e23rDzAs Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:13:45 No.1484962 Report

Quoted By:

>>1484948
have fun. I heard they're very slow on land

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9nFxK2NM Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:17:30 No.1485010 Report

Quoted By:

>>1484842
platypus venom has been described as so painful the victims beg to die

>beesting
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LIjfWYy5 Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:18:14 No.1485021 Report

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Male Anus ID:xd+ZgSKV Thu 20 Jul 2017 00:18:23 No.1485024 Report

Quoted By:

>>1483421
4 -water sneks are gud sneks

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