OHHHHHHH I'M REPROOOOOOOOOOOODUUUUUUUUCING!!!!!!! I'M PULLING AN ENTITY FROM THE BLISSFUL SLUMBER OF THE VOID TO SUFFER AND TOIL!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA TEACH HIM TO BE JUST LIKE ME AND WHEN HE'S NOT I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SOOOOOOFER FOR NO REASON!!!!!! WHEN HE GROWS UP HE'S GONNA GET A DEAD END JOB AT AN OFFICE AND HAVE VIOLENT FANTASIES ABOUT SHOOTING HIS BOSS DEAD AND FUCKING THE CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!(A FAMILY TRADITION). THEN HE'S GONNA REPROOOOOOOOOOOODUCE BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T I'LL WRITE HIM OUT OF THE WILL (DOESN'T MATER SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON A BOAT SO I CAN GO OUT ON THE RIVER ONCE A MONTH AND HAVE ONE FUCKING DAY AWAY FROM MY HARPY WIFE) BECAUSE HE'S GOTTA REPROOOOOOODUUUUUUUUUUCE JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS TO CONTINUE THE CYCLE OF SUFFERING TO ENSURE MY GENETIC LEGACY LIVES ON (EVEN IF MY CONTRIBUTION IS FUNCTIONALLY NOTHING SIX GENERATIONS DOWN THE LINE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!