so since I am a man and hate the idea that some of you out there just simply cannot get laid I figured I’d come here and share an idea I had with you yesterday while shopping with my fiancé

we went to this big ass shoe store called DSW here and after grabbing some socks I just sat down in the middle of the womens section while she was trying on a few things

I noticed these awkward college dudes working there were constantly being pulled one direction or another by what had to be ~100 fuckable women in this store (it’s a HUGE store)

If you even had an ounce of charisma and cleaned yourself up a bit, got a part time wagon job at a place like that, and spent a minimal amount of time keeping up with trends/hiding away a few pairs of desirable shoes as your “special stash” for “special ladies” or whatever other gay shit women buy into you could come up with, it would get you paid and laid within a couple months MAX….

You’re welcome.