I started eating oatmeal because I got tired of eating eggs every morning and yesterday I came to the conclusion that swapping from such a low fiber breakfast to such a high fiber breakfast has fucked me up. I have been farting at least once every 10 minutes for almost a week now and they are not mild farts they are gargling stinkmongers and my apartment has filled with the smell of shit. I have to go outside to escape it. I can taste it in the air. I will never eat oatmeal again for as long as I live.
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