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Never before in human history have we been able to consume so many calories in such a delicious way. Your ancestors trapped animals for days, maybe they catch a mouse...boom 200 cals.
Fast forward to the Soda Days, and suddenly humanity goes fucking nuts. Soda was BOOMING in the mid 19th century, and suddenly so was our country, and also out world! Did soda have something to do with this? My gut instinct is telling me YES.
You're no longer spending hours cooking up some mouse. No nigger, you're heading to the fridge and cracking a cold can of DP. You chug that shit because you're thirsty, and now you also get some giga calories to go along with it! Think of all the amazing feats soda is responsible for. We may never know. What we do know is that soda had a large part in building our modern world.
1950-1970: Soda parlors are in every town
1950-1970: The greatest decades in American history
1980's: SODA BAD!
1990's: SODA BAD!
2000's: SODA BAD!
2010-20: SODA BAD!
And guess what? The SODA BAD! era has been ABSOLUTE FUCKING HORSESHIT! SO DRINK YOUR FUCKING SODA YOU FUCKING NIGGER AND LETS START REBUILDING THIS COUNTRY!!
Fast forward to the Soda Days, and suddenly humanity goes fucking nuts. Soda was BOOMING in the mid 19th century, and suddenly so was our country, and also out world! Did soda have something to do with this? My gut instinct is telling me YES.
You're no longer spending hours cooking up some mouse. No nigger, you're heading to the fridge and cracking a cold can of DP. You chug that shit because you're thirsty, and now you also get some giga calories to go along with it! Think of all the amazing feats soda is responsible for. We may never know. What we do know is that soda had a large part in building our modern world.
1950-1970: Soda parlors are in every town
1950-1970: The greatest decades in American history
1980's: SODA BAD!
1990's: SODA BAD!
2000's: SODA BAD!
2010-20: SODA BAD!
And guess what? The SODA BAD! era has been ABSOLUTE FUCKING HORSESHIT! SO DRINK YOUR FUCKING SODA YOU FUCKING NIGGER AND LETS START REBUILDING THIS COUNTRY!!
