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ID:rXkyIdB7 No.1490520 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright /bant/ lemme tell you just how much I hate Australians.

>Walking to 7/11 with my waifu body pillow (kanna obviously)
>See a group of Australian tourists. I think nothing of it.
>Grab myself a Dr.Pepper slushie and some spicy meatballs on a stick
>See the group of Australians infront of me in line.
>They all turn around.
>They bob up and down

>"Nunga junga doopity doo! I've got a perfect puzzle for you! Nunga junga doopity dee! If you are wise you'll listen to me!"
>"What do you get when you watch anime? Going online and pretending you're gay. That's really cool you Canadian cunt. Let's hang out and have a blunt!"
>"I'll light up the barbie!"
>"Nunga Junga doopity doo! Never trust a fucking jew! You will live in happiness too! Like a nunga junga doopity doo!"
>"Doopity doo!"

>Run out of the store immediately.

STAY! AWAY!