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Anonymous ID:VTpgsGHK Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:12:05 No.14909666 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14909696 >>14909700 >>14910322

Have you ever experienced glitches in the matrix?

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Anonymous ID:b4F5cqvL Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:19:41 No.14909696 Report

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>>14909666
once i woke up and my ball was sucked up inside my pelvis but then it flopped back out

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Anonymous ID:KCML2bPC Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:20:21 No.14909698 Report

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>>14909696
lol based

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Anonymous ID:Q98OewNc Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:20:39 No.14909700 Report

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>>14909666
sometimes my orgasms are a bit weak

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Anonymous ID:xtor721b Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:28:29 No.14909738 Report

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testo

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:e1zuvHSY Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:31:04 No.14909827 Report

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In a universe that is conserving energy, witnessing statistical improbabilities is highly likely and shouldn't be seen as alarming or that you are somehow special.

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Anonymous ID:/fK1fZTT Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:32:38 No.14909837 Report

Quoted By: >>14910015

yes. a lot of times i will be thinking of something, or i will see something throughout my day, and later on that day someone will be talking about it or what i was thinking about.

this has happened too many times for it to be a coincidence

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:e1zuvHSY Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:41:44 No.14910015 Report

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>>14909837
It's the universe conserving energy, don't think too hard about it: focus on what you were doing and continue your day. Exercising your agency when the probabilities are too high is how you act in a divine manner: satan wants you to forget your agency and follow along like a sheep, thinking you are somehow special or unique when ultimately it's all far too common a phenomenon.

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Anonymous ID:V02y769S Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:42:15 No.14910019 Report

Quoted By: >>14910283

my dad bought a fancy yellow guitar from ebay many years ago, it had a random dude's name written on the back of it but dad thought it looked kinda cool and never bothered removing it, a few years later I sit outside on the porch reading through an old skateboard magazine my cousin had given me, I read an interview with some random skateboarder where he lists his favorite things, not really paying attention, just looking at the pictures, among the things there's a picture of a fancy yellow guitar that looks oddly familiar, read the name of the skateboarder and I go "no fucking way", so I run into the living room where the guitar is and I shit you not it's the same name written on the back of the guitar. it mindfucks me to this very day.

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Anonymous ID:/fK1fZTT Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:53:38 No.14910262 Report

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>>14910015
you ain't foolin' me today jewtan

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:e1zuvHSY Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:56:57 No.14910283 Report

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>>14910019
~4 years old, use all my brainpower to come up with an insult the kids won't understand at the kindergarten I went to. I came up with Smarty Pants, thinking the play on words was funny.

Original idea™

A few hours later watching a UK kid's TV show, "smarty pants".

I was literally like "WTF IS THIS SHIT AND HOW DOES IT WORK?"

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:e1zuvHSY Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:58:19 No.14910292 Report

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>>14910262
I'm a Mormon convert however, brought up Roman Catholic.

You're letting Judaism live rent-free in your mind:: I would charge if I were you.

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Anonymous ID:5hOYGWd+ Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:04:46 No.14910322 Report

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>>14909666
yes to was 2016 when Trump was elected to be King. It was nice an comfy until 2020. Now things are back to the same old shitty bullshit. Everything's on the knife's edge.

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Anonymous ID:g0F38fCN Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:07:54 No.14910346 Report

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Yes

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Anonymous ID:qS70Mn/M Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:11:31 No.14910365 Report

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>>14910015
You sound liek a mormon lol

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:e1zuvHSY Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:21:33 No.14910510 Report

Quoted By: >>14910554

>>14910365
You might not be the target audience for that comment and all I'm doing is using the terms I have learned with the knowledge I have.

The whole "Religion vs Science" bullshit is down to translational errors and misconceptions. Ruling people who hold the ideals of the Pharisee believe that if everyone knows the truth they will somehow 'lose their sanctity' that they have over the world when in reality it is all a perception and lapses in knowledge.

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Anonymous ID:o6Zq4UmA Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:33:59 No.14910554 Report

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>>14910510
>all I'm doing is using terms that I've heard and mixing them in with my own gobbledy-gook nonsense

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