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Anonymous ID:pqmCIn7x Thu 20 Jul 2017 14:54:45 No.1491649 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1491673 >>1491709 >>1491955 >>1492610

There's a fly in my room and it's invading my personal space. I have a swatter but it won't sit still. Somebody please help me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DkJ7oME8 Thu 20 Jul 2017 14:56:37 No.1491653 Report

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No. Suffer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AwMSdjMp Thu 20 Jul 2017 14:58:39 No.1491659 Report

Quoted By: >>1491671

Get a fly zapper, only like £20.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J5/JRKLc Thu 20 Jul 2017 14:59:29 No.1491662 Report

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Put some maple syrup in your crotch and when the fly lands slam your legs together like a venus fly trap

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6VhDEBmz Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:01:56 No.1491669 Report

Quoted By: >>1491684

kagari

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqmCIn7x Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:02:00 No.1491671 Report

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>>1491659
Possibly... Does that really work though? I've noticed moths and craneflys tend to go towards lights, but not really flies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GDaoPib2 Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:02:49 No.1491673 Report

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>>1491649
fly spray...?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JVdrWIVi Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:03:14 No.1491675 Report

Quoted By: >>1491691

>get a spray can of Raid or any other fly-killing spray
>close the door and windows and make sure there aren't any pets in the room
>start from the furthest corner away from the door of the room
>spray around the room as you're walking slowly back to the door
>exit immediately and let the door be closed for 15 minutes
>re-enter the room and open the windows to let the pesticide out and leave the room for another 10 minutes

Or get a fly zapper, I have a Japanese one that I purchased with $17.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vIDeCZNU Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:04:45 No.1491684 Report

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>>1491669
Putain mec, je tiens au moins à saluer ta persévérance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:J5/JRKLc Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:05:27 No.1491685 Report

Quoted By: >>1491687 >>1491706 >>1493073

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DkJ7oME8 Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:06:09 No.1491687 Report

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>>1491685
>DO NOT SHOOT IN FACE OR ELSE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqmCIn7x Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:07:02 No.1491691 Report

Quoted By: >>1491704

>>1491675
I forgot I have a can of bug spray somewhere. But it stinks and I'm worried I'm inhaling death when I use it so I never use it. I like the zapper idea more but I dunno if it would work as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JVdrWIVi Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:09:23 No.1491704 Report

Quoted By: >>1491715

>>1491691
there are odorless fly sprays, my man, and they are very easy to get rid of with just an open window.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JVdrWIVi Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:10:27 No.1491706 Report

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>>1491685
damn, that might be fun to use, but I'm not sure if they'll ship that over here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1mJAhVzf Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:11:59 No.1491709 Report

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>>1491649
>he can't catch flies with his bare hands
Plebu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqmCIn7x Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:13:07 No.1491715 Report

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>>1491704
They're not easy to get rid of with an open window unless it's french or something. Even an open door is too hard for them to figure out how to use. Flies are satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J5/JRKLc Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:17:24 No.1491734 Report

Quoted By: >>1491745

>>1491706
That's right, i heard were siding with the flys on this controlled opposition, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqmCIn7x Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:18:57 No.1491745 Report

Quoted By: >>1491754

>>1491734
I'll destroy you someday, lord of the flies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DkJ7oME8 Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:20:20 No.1491754 Report

Quoted By: >>1491763

>>1491745
That book sucked and was boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pqmCIn7x Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:22:50 No.1491763 Report

Quoted By: >>1491955

>>1491754
Never read it. But I played a castlevania game and one of the bosses was called lord of the flies, and it was a fun fight.
The book itself sounds kind of silly, I don't think a bunch of kids would resort to killing each other like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3hIfiAY Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:27:42 No.1491790 Report

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Where do you live and we will help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AyIUT2sb Thu 20 Jul 2017 15:51:57 No.1491955 Report

Quoted By: >>1492029

>>1491649
HOW TO CATCH FLYY (NEW) (UPDATED 2017)(HD)
>get empty spray bottle
>Get dish soap
>Get apple cider vinegar
>Fill bottle with apple cider vinegar
>Add soap to that shit
>Spray that fucker, he's too slow for The Concoction™
>Anywhere you miss is now fucking clean because this shit is good for cleaning anything, even gets rid of moss
>wipe that shit up and the nasty fly gore is now disinfected when you get rid of it
>>1491763
The book is God teir. If you find it boring you are a brainlet

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Anonymous ID:J5/JRKLc Thu 20 Jul 2017 16:00:36 No.1492029 Report

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>>1491955
Did someone say Fly Gore?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qx28Br3z Thu 20 Jul 2017 16:02:05 No.1492039 Report

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give it something challenging to solve.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:upJLo++j Thu 20 Jul 2017 17:06:39 No.1492610 Report

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>>1491649
Take off all your clothes, kneel on a high stable surface and spread your cheeks. Stay till all day

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QGsjKh65 Thu 20 Jul 2017 17:13:29 No.1492686 Report

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Open the window and door
Turn on a fan
Take out the trash, if any
Leave for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:67ws/Agj Thu 20 Jul 2017 17:16:28 No.1492708 Report

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Try to cum on it while it is midflight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kPcYUaLQ Thu 20 Jul 2017 18:02:00 No.1493073 Report

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>>1491685
How well does this actually work?

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