I always found it kind of funny that some people unironically think that straight people need reminders not to put other people's penises in their butt.
Like, there's someone sitting in front of his desk, and he suddenly starts thinking, I totally don't want some guy's dick in my butt. Nope. Nuh-uh. Not at all. I definitely don't want that. I don't want to feel some faggot filling me with his seed or anything. I would never. But, just in case, I'll think of reasons not to do it. Not that I'd want to do it otherwise, not that I need reasons, I'll just come up with reasons. Like, I don't know, I bet faggots probably need diapers? I don't know. Yeah, that's probably it. Faggots need diapers, and I don't want to use diapers, therefore that's a good reason not to want to get fucked. Not that I wanted to get fucked. I did not, I swear. But I have a reason now. I mean, another reason. Yeah. Now I'll just post this to tell my fellow straight bros about the risks of getting fucked in the ass, because they probably need it. Even though I totally didn't need it. But they maybe needed this reminder. Yeah. Another day saved. Now I'm not thinking of shoving things up my butt anymore. Not that I wasn't thinking of it previously, but now I'm definitely not thinking about it. So... yeah. Good. Time to look for some tranny porn to spend the rest of the evening thinking of how much I hate cocks.
