Why are you, a white man, in a allegedly white country, worshipping a brown sand god and his kike son? You can deny it all you like but (((יֵשׁוּעַ))) is a kike, and (((יהוה))) hates you. (((יהוה))) cares not for the white man, instead only caring for his (((chosen children))). Christianity is nothing but a slave religion made by kikes to keep you subjugated and serving the will of (((יהוה))) and his (((chosen people))). (((יהוה))) is a kike sand god and always has been. (((יהוה))) is Satan, and always has been. (((יהוה))) hates you specifically, and holds no love for anyone other than the kikes he put on Earth to subvert you, and to steal your true culture, gladly warping his own teachings and traditions into facsimiles of your own in order to make the bitter pill go down more easily. Every supposedly Christian tradition you hold is nothing more than a warped version of your ancestor's own traditions, corrupted to make it easier to serve a false god. Every line of the (((bible))) is self-contradictory nonsense lifted from Zoroastrian and Mesopotamian writings like the Epic of Gilgamesh.
>They're retellings of the same historical event!
No, it's fiction plagiarised from other fiction, twisted and warped until it no longer makes sense in it's new context, just like every part of your disgusting mutt kike slave religion.