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I’m not sure my black eye is getting better…

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:22:13 No.14940307 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4bc/SMOF Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:23:18 No.14940309 Report

Quoted By: >>14940312

hahaha ur yellow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:24:22 No.14940312 Report

Quoted By: >>14940316

>>14940309
Lol, not supposed to be though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4bc/SMOF Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:28:00 No.14940316 Report

Quoted By: >>14940328

>>14940312
it's funny cause youre asian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F0P51baO Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:33:55 No.14940327 Report

Quoted By: >>14940366

timestamp or didnt happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:34:15 No.14940328 Report

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>>14940316
Actually, I’m a white guy living in Asia. I suppose my eye decided to try to blend in with everyone else here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrnbSVZ1 Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:37:38 No.14940332 Report

Quoted By: >>14940336

>>14940307
I've never been in a fight before. Looks real painful.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:40:31 No.14940336 Report

Quoted By: >>14940350

>>14940332
It’s not pleasant lol. I wish it was from a fight though. Would be much cooler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrnbSVZ1 Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:48:38 No.14940350 Report

Quoted By: >>14940369

>>14940336
Did you fall or have a car accident?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:57:14 No.14940366 Report

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>>14940327
Here’s how it looked a week ago with the time stamp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:58:36 No.14940369 Report

Quoted By: >>14940805 >>14941070

>>14940350
My legs fell asleep on the toilet and when I stood up I face planted into my sink

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:35:01 No.14940586 Report

Quoted By: >>14940797 >>14941070

>>14940307
Does anyone know any healing tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GUVDFMky Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:42:02 No.14940797 Report

Quoted By: >>14940800

>>14940586
I doubt there is much you can do about this other than wearing and eyepatch, attempting to cover it up with make-up or just making peace with the fact that it is there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:45:07 No.14940800 Report

Quoted By: >>14940820 >>14940872

>>14940797
It’s just that it’s really ugly and I’ve had it for weeks. I’d like to have in gone by Friday for a blind date. Any ideas?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5BsPiZxs Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:48:14 No.14940805 Report

Quoted By: >>14940815

>>14940369
That's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t+Je6Oo Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:51:25 No.14940815 Report

Quoted By: >>14940823

>>14940805
Objectively hilarious. Unfortunately it’s left me with a massive black eye for the past few weeks and it isn’t healing. I’d like to have my eye back to normal by Friday night

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eUY7raae Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:53:06 No.14940820 Report

Quoted By: >>14940856

>>14940800
An eyepatch will make your problem disappear until you take it off. If you leave it on long enough, it will be gone permanently.
>but I won't look good with an eyepatch
Just look at picrel. Look at his smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5BsPiZxs Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:54:05 No.14940823 Report

Quoted By: >>14940871

>>14940815
Have you been to a doctor or something? You shouldn't go to dates like that dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Ga9RPmr Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:09:03 No.14940856 Report

Quoted By: >>14940873 >>14940880

>>14940820
I’m not sure I’m dashing enough to pull off an eyepatch. It seems being able to grow a beard is important to pull it off. Is there no way to heal it by Friday?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Ga9RPmr Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:20:10 No.14940871 Report

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>>14940823
I have. I have a couple small fractures, but they’re all healing. I’m just trying to figure out when I’ll look normal again.

>You shouldn't go to dates like that dude
I’m definitely trying to avoid that so I’m looking for tips to get rid of it by Friday. Any thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0dyk8ZOU Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:21:36 No.14940872 Report

Quoted By: >>14940877

>>14940800
Cope
But here are some YouTube videos
https://youtu.be/AXP52eeq3HQ
https://youtu.be/0vfFDJ_4jyM https://youtu.be/0vfFDJ_4jyM
https://youtu.be/vX2DzNK-HIE
https://youtu.be/jJGP0KDz5IA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0dyk8ZOU Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:22:02 No.14940873 Report

Quoted By: >>14940878

>>14940856
I really really doubt it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Ga9RPmr Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:23:13 No.14940877 Report

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>>14940872
Realistically, do you think I can get it all healed up by Friday?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Ga9RPmr Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:24:02 No.14940878 Report

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>>14940873
Never mind. Lol, how bad do you think it’ll look by then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eUY7raae Wed 13 Apr 2022 07:24:33 No.14940880 Report

Quoted By: >>14940969

>>14940856
Don't think there's any remedies for this one. Just have to let your body slowly heal it. You're basically asking for an accelerated healing that's beyond current science. I'm sure there's probably some bullshit herbal combination out there that's believed to heal those, but even that would take more than two days.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sT1L764/ Wed 13 Apr 2022 08:19:21 No.14940969 Report

Quoted By: >>14940977

>>14940880
Is it still gonna look pretty gross by Friday, do you think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eUY7raae Wed 13 Apr 2022 08:23:58 No.14940977 Report

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>>14940969
I'm not an expert, but at the rate it's been healing, probably about the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 09:39:59 No.14941070 Report

Quoted By: >>14941250

>>14940369
ouch.
>>14940586
time xd
lightly resting a rag soaked in ice water will probably help the discomfort if there is still any

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6pKsdkzu Wed 13 Apr 2022 10:38:13 No.14941250 Report

Quoted By: >>14941303

>>14941070
So odds that this will be healed by Friday night?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 11:12:56 No.14941303 Report

Quoted By: >>14941643

>>14941250
hard to tell but I doubt it will be completely gone
I think your best bet might be to get some female to apply makeup to conceal it on friday

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YLLxzZ5J Wed 13 Apr 2022 12:52:10 No.14941643 Report

Quoted By: >>14943122

>>14941303
Fair enough. Do you think makeup will get it all covered up? And you can’t tell in this picture, but there’s blood in my eye. Anything that can be done for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s6h7rdqm Wed 13 Apr 2022 12:57:14 No.14941658 Report

Quoted By: >>14941947

>he's going for another date
Did you NOT fucking learn your lesson last time?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lz9Pp6zf Wed 13 Apr 2022 13:20:50 No.14941947 Report

Quoted By: >>14941963

>>14941658
In fairness, I had this date arranged for me by friends who felt bad that the first date went so badly. I postponed it once already for a week because I thought it would’ve healed by now…

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s6h7rdqm Wed 13 Apr 2022 13:24:23 No.14941963 Report

Quoted By: >>14942228

>>14941947
At this point you're going to have to either bite the bullet (again) or find an out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lz9Pp6zf Wed 13 Apr 2022 14:02:25 No.14942228 Report

Quoted By: >>14943144

>>14941963
Now that the swelling has gone down, is makeup a realistic option?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fASXEd3C Wed 13 Apr 2022 14:04:21 No.14942235 Report

Quoted By: >>14942250 >>14942910

Looks fine to me. Just walk it off champ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lz9Pp6zf Wed 13 Apr 2022 14:10:19 No.14942250 Report

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>>14942235
Lol, that sink doesn’t want this smoke again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lz9Pp6zf Wed 13 Apr 2022 15:35:08 No.14942910 Report

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>>14942235
Will makeup be able to cover this up?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 15:55:11 No.14943122 Report

Quoted By: >>14943136

>>14941643
>but there’s blood in my eye.
what do you mean?
open your eye as far as you can and take a picture so we can see

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Anonymous ID:nx3oi0co Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:00:19 No.14943136 Report

Quoted By: >>14943142

>>14943122
Like this. The whole thing isn’t bloody, btw, I’m just looking at my nose. It’s only the right half of the eye that is

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Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:01:16 No.14943142 Report

Quoted By: >>14943155

>>14943136
holy fuck does it hurt?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s6h7rdqm Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:01:58 No.14943144 Report

Quoted By: >>14943160

>>14942228
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nx3oi0co Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:06:17 No.14943155 Report

Quoted By: >>14943432

>>14943142
Nope, totally painless. It’s not that gross is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nx3oi0co Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:07:04 No.14943160 Report

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>>14943144
So what’s the best course of action for the blind date?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:11:08 No.14943432 Report

Quoted By: >>14943450

>>14943155
i guess since you're looking to the side it's not that bad

Maybe you could get a pair of colored contacts that match your eye color and put one of them on your right eye. if the outer part of the contacts are an opaque white it might help.
But first ask an optometrist if that's even safe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nx3oi0co Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:15:15 No.14943450 Report

Quoted By: >>14943846

>>14943432
Definitely, worth a shot trying to get them. On the off chance that I can’t get them in one day, what’s the best way to deal with the date? No chance the bruising is gone by then, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:21:59 No.14943846 Report

Quoted By: >>14943848

>>14943450
If you're really committed to going on the date I think makeup+contacts or an eye patch are your only realistic options so that choice is up to you.
Or just say fuck it and go in raw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nx3oi0co Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:24:32 No.14943848 Report

Quoted By: >>14943874

>>14943846
I can’t postpone again and I don’t want to cancel. Do you think makeup should take care of all the bruising? I don’t have high hope about the blood in my eye desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eEdBv9Vu Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:28:43 No.14943862 Report

Quoted By: >>14943876

Are you seriously milking your black eye for you's on 4chan. You've already made several threads on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:32:15 No.14943874 Report

Quoted By:

>>14943848
>Do you think makeup should take care of all the bruising?
honestly I don't know
It might work though so put the makeup on first and if it looks good then go with it but if it looks bad then just throw on the eyepatch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBd0MI2S Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:32:49 No.14943876 Report

Quoted By: >>14943912

>>14943862
has he? this is the first one i've seen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eEdBv9Vu Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:39:56 No.14943912 Report

Quoted By: >>14943923

>>14943876
https://archive.alice.al/bant/thread/14823600
This spazz will probably make several more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0dyk8ZOU Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:42:36 No.14943923 Report

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>>14943912
>This spazz will probably make several more.
It was one thread almost a month ago, calm down m8

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