>You will never liberate North Korea
>You will never have a block-jawed nork girl fall in love with you
>You will never get to fatten her up with cheeseburgers until she's a wobbling globe with milk blimps on her chest and an ass that shakes the ground
>You will never get to parade her in front of diehard nork POWs, shattering their belief in Queer Leader
Feels un-American, man