My abuela just called to invite me to the Jehovah's Witness Memorial of the Death of Jesus Christ.

I said I would go, and I will, but I would rather to stay here and post threads that 404's under 10 minutes because you guys hate me or something.

If I have to go, you do too.

Memorial of Jesus’ Death
Friday, April 15, 2022
Jesus instituting the Lord’s Evening Meal with his faithful apostles.
Once each year, Jehovah’s Witnesses commemorate the death of Jesus just as he commanded when he said: “Keep doing this in remembrance of me.”—Luke 22:19.
https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/memorial/

Find a Memorial
https://apps.jw.org/ui/E/meeting-search.html#/memorial